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post office party

Jake: you know, a party that's not a sausage party or a post office--
Anne: post office.. lame?
Jake: post office.. too much MALE
by medaeval February 12, 2004
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Post Muse Blues

The feeling you get the day after you have just witnessed a Muse concert - It's a depressing feeling, knowing that you will have to wait ages to see them again. Can last up to a week.
Guy1: I was at a Muse concert last night
Guy2: Yeh was it good?
Guy1: Of course it was good, it's Muse! - but now I have post muse blues :(
by Matthew bennett November 13, 2006
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Post-Artcore

A shitty non-genre of music that kids your roommates sister brings over use to describe the music they like or play when they're trying to sound intelligent, cultured and like they appreciate the dichotomy of music, when in reality, they listen to Oceana.
Dumbass: I can't tell you the name of my band, because we're going to be a big deal, and we want to keep it under wraps. But we play Post-Artcore. We're influenced by... (Starts to name-drop a bunch of shitty bands), So you know, it's awesome.

Me: You're a moron.
by PsychoactiveEyes December 22, 2013
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post nasal drip

A syndrome diagnosed by any and all pediatrician and physician describing the ailments of all children.
by Blueyez7579 April 7, 2016
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Post Orgasmic Bliss

A state of not being able to move. Ie when you are still buzzed from cumming after sex.
Natasha was in post orgasmic bliss after intense phone sex with Pharell
by Cody306 July 17, 2015
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Post Arousal Munchies

Also known as "P.A.M.", An intense hunger after being aroused, or performing any sexual activity.
Guy: "That was some amazing sex!"
Girl: "Damn, I've got Post Arousal Munchies"
by SkylerS. November 24, 2011
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Haunted Post Office

An unusual sex act developed in the late seventies. It involves a man wearing a white sheet to make him resemble a ghost. He then has sex with a woman. Ideally, the sex will take place in an actual post office. As he climaxes, he cums into an envelope. He takes this envelope and and mails it to his sex partner's mother.
Mary and I did some freaky stuff last night, we even tried a Haunted Post Office.
by CzarIvan12 November 21, 2011
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