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Sussex Squad

The Sussex Squad is a fanatical cult of low IQ sycophants who idolise Meghan Markle for no other reason than she has a small percentage of mixed-race genes and managed to bag a British prince.

Sometimes known as Markle's Sewer Rats, the Squad comprises a highly coordinated network of paid posters and bot farms aiming to intimidate, defame, threaten and spread misinformation about the British Royal Family.

The Sussex Squad are Meghan Markle's "Personal Hate Army" of largely rabid insane bullies and immoral hate-filled individuals. Their sole purpose is to avenge all those who call out Markle's exploitation of others for personal gain and reveal her fraudulent claims for her own impoverished achievements.
Members are characterised by their inability to distinguish fact from fiction and truth from lies. To join, they must be be complete fantasists capable of making up wild stories about the Royal Family and showing devotion to all things Meghan. To become fully qualified and thus recognised as "human garbage," they must be able to troll, harass, stalk, mock, dox and spew hateful rhetoric to anyone who disagrees.

The Squad's activities involve regular devotion to images of a much younger Meghan Markle (early Suits/Reitman's era), obsessive downloading of podcasts and videos in which she features, and daily obeisance to lie-filled sermons about her on social media.
The Sussex Squad are a saccharine over-dosed army of sinister trolls and junkies commonly found wearing greasy weaves and eating crayons.
by @Observer88 March 29, 2024
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Dixieland Honor Squad

A close knit group of rednecks who refer to each other by a singular name "Skeeter" whos sole purpose is protecting the honor of the daughters of the dixieland.
Boy what in the hell are you doin, piece of shit. You done messed with the Dixieland Honor Squad... mmmmm boy.
by Grandpappy Skeeter July 27, 2011
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Joog squad

A Dutch homosexual male prison gang located primarily in the central valley of California.
Anal warts is on the rise among the joog squad
by Bendmeoversally February 1, 2021
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monkey squad beam

get beamed my monkey squad monkey squad on top get beamed by monkey squad faggot static is a big voovy sbwag
get monkey squad beam because you're retarded!!!!
by ContentStatic March 10, 2022
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Squirtle squad

Opposite to charizarding. Where the girl lights a guys pubes on fire and put it out while squirting yelling Squirtle squad
I did it with a guy last night and Squirtle squad him
by Igodless July 18, 2024
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sunglasses squad

The sunglasses squad is the best squad you can ever be in. It is fun filled and happy. It usually consists of your friends. If you are lucky enough to be in a sunglasses squad then you will have the time of your life. The sunglasses squad is a squad that can't be broken. The people in the squad are very trustworthy and honest. If you try to hurt any member of the squad then the other members will surely pounce on you. The sunglasses squad is NOT mean. They just care about the members. There is no leader in the squad it is a place where everyone gets treated fairly and equally. If you are never in the sunglasses squad that's okay. Only the best of the best can be in the squad. The squad's logo is a pair of sunglasses. They all carry sunglasses everywhere the go.
Lily: Woah who is that?
Bob: That's the sunglasses squad.
Lily: They sure look very nice and friendly let''s join them.
by OrangesAreTasty May 5, 2017
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Dog Sod Squad

The boys who fuck dogs every week at the Dog Party.
Looks like the Dog Sod Squad is getting together again. How many dogs are gonna be sodomized tonight??
by ackerman_tyler May 17, 2025
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