retard martyr

Someone regarded as a leader of his cause even tho he was a twat whilst alive.

If Trump got capped by someone at a rally he'd be a retard martyr

by alphabravosierra June 20, 2016

Retard Savant

A person with no real talent or intelligence who thinks they are superior to everyone around them. Pretentious condescending people with no life experience.

Doug Lee said that his job is making him dumber by the day. He's such a retard savant.

by CapnShea September 8, 2016

double retarded

more than retarded

''man you're double retarded lol''

by pickledEggs69 May 3, 2018

Retard proud

The act of being so proud or happy about an accomplishment you bring it up randomly in conversation without any context or relation to the actual topic of discussion.

Tom- Hey Bob, did you catch the game?

Bob- Yeah I di...

Larry- I GOT NEW SEASHELLS FOR MY SEASHELL COLLECTION!!

Tom- ...Uhhh, cool ?

Bob- ...Yeah, nice...wow.

Larry - I was retard proud guys, sorry about that.

by devildogg75 September 18, 2012

effing retarded

extraordinarily obtuse and/or lame

That guy's Facebook post about loving ice cream was so effing retarded.

by checkled slovockia February 6, 2012

retard happy

In it's essence, an orgasm. You feel so good and so happy but you can't explain it, it's just good.

Man, she made me feel so good last night, I was like retard happy.

by theamazingsquid March 11, 2012

Retard Tinglies

When you watch someone do something retarded, and feel embarrassed for them.

I just watched Joe fall down the stairs in front of tons of people. Man, I have the worst retard tinglies!

by dc1234567 July 26, 2011