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Thor's Hammer

An act of masturbation in which a male individual grips the shaft of his erect penis in one hand, leaving the head exposed. Then, the other hand is balled into a fist, and forcefully smashes the head of the individuals penis, like a hammer.
Oh damn, I shouldn't Thor's Hammer anymore, my boober is starting to turn purple.
by takeitupanacho May 12, 2016
mugGet the Thor's Hammermug.

Hammer

A violent and angry social justice warrior who uses calling out on social media just to get revenge on people he personally doesn’t like.
He was a total Hammer the fact that he tried to get my friend fired from his job.
by Justicewithtacosandweed August 14, 2018
mugGet the Hammermug.

Code Hammer

kōd ˈhamər

1. A code hammer is a developer/engineer who is very good at solving very specific problems, but is otherwise unable to help with the development process due to either a lack of vision, a lack of interest, or is just overwhelmed by the scope of a project.

2. A code hammer is a developer/engineer who helps their dumbest friend solve problems they should really know how

to solve themselves.
My buddy Josh is a real "code hammer" I give him a task and he solves it no problem; but I ask for ideas on the project and he's all shoulders.
by MrGaud August 28, 2022
mugGet the Code Hammermug.

Hammer-fist / Hammer fist

Noun (hammer fist): a striking technique where the attacker's fist is clenched, and the force is applied with the side part of the hand instead of the knuckles

Verb (hammer-fist): the act of performing a hammer fist
Khabib performed a ground-and-pound, taking the other guy to the ground and hammer-fisting the shit out of him.

(Including "hammer-fist / hammer fist" in parentheses because the Urban Dictionary won't let me publish it unless it's said here and I don't feel like using that whole phrase in the example.)
by kxnakoa April 10, 2024
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Barry Hammer

A fat ape who drives a bus and loves feet. He gives candy to little girls if he can sniff their shoes. No one has caught this pedo yet!
Ex: Barry Hammer gave me Lindor's chocolates in my shoes!"
by SleepyKitty2021 March 22, 2019
mugGet the Barry Hammermug.

Hammer

Big butt! Fat bootyyyyy
She’s got a big dabonker, she’s a big butt and I cannot lie (her butt is as think as ham: aka.hammer)
by Cutienesspelities November 28, 2022
mugGet the Hammermug.

Razer - The Hammer

God of bans. His hammer hits harder than the belt of your dad, when he sees your college exam score. Women want to be with him, men want to be like him. He knows everything and sees everything. You cant escape his hammer.
God: I fear no man.
God: But that thing...
*Shows a pic of Razer - The Hammer*
God: That thing fucking scares me.
by godimperator January 12, 2018
mugGet the Razer - The Hammermug.

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