Popcorn machine

Used in reference to jumping high after getting faked out in a basketball game.

Damn, I had no idea Pete could jump that high! That head fake really put him in the popcorn machine.

by johnarmorbingham March 15, 2024

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popcorn machine

A term that can be used to describe a very toxic internet thread.

People associate popcorn with watching movies. Movies are known for being entertaining. A toxic internet thread is known for, again, being very toxic. So toxic, that reading it is like watching a movie, because both are entertaining. Just like what you do while watching a movie, you read a toxic thread, with popcorn. Popcorn comes from either a microwave, or a popcorn machine. Hence, the Popcorn Machine slang.

(Tip: Stay away from them.)

1st person: I really like the song "Minorities in my water park"! Let's read the comments.
2nd person: Don't! It's like a popcorn machine.
1st person: Dunno what you mean by that.
1st person: {reads comments} Yeah, you're right.
2nd person: Told 'ya!

by cdcdncid July 30, 2019

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Goose Machine

Male or Female person who sleeps around.

Your just a Goose machine ! , you know what i mean !!, Ramit !!! Ramit !!!! (generaly followed by a hi five)

by DavidCarr November 25, 2009

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The candy machine

The candy machine was a device used for masturbation in ancient times and was presented by a kid named Elias on youtube, he was the creator of this masturbation device that yanked your balls and tickled the groin. Elias went on to die from internal groin bleeding....

"I just bought a brand new version of The candy machine!"
"That's fucking awesome, just remember to oil up so it doesn't rip the testies"

by jepeliusmilo December 18, 2024

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