A shareholder or stockholder in society manipulates things behind the scenes, but otherwise, it doesn't appear very important to the average person. They tend to have vast stock knowledge, and at least a quarter of their income is hidden from the IRS—a social investor of the highest caliber.
Joe: Yeah, she entirely relies on me now that her job had to lay her off.
Mike: Don't you own a majority of the stock of the company she was with?
Joe: Yeah, they laid her off to cut costs because I pulled everything out—quiggle male shit.
Mike: Quiggle male shit.
Mike: Don't you own a majority of the stock of the company she was with?
Joe: Yeah, they laid her off to cut costs because I pulled everything out—quiggle male shit.
Mike: Quiggle male shit.
by MiwaPicaro June 4, 2024
Get the Quiggle Malemug. In the United States, an Alpha male is a man who is tough, intimidating, a bodyguard who will push off any other man that gets within 50 feet or less of his woman. An alpha male in modern-day America is also highly pursuing, bold as a lion, is not afraid of going to prison or even getting taken down by a SWAT team for asking a woman out on a date. They know it's a capital felony under Federal law in the United States for a man to pursue a woman, but many American Alpha males have already done years, even decades, in prison for violent offenses such as armed robbery, shooting, assault with a deadly weapon, even firearm attack on a law enforcement officer. The extreme vast majority of them are in gangs. Most American Alpha males also make at least 6 figures or more a year and can actually easily afford to live in San Francisco or even Los Angeles.
American women prefer Alpha males due to their bodyguard personalities and their capabilities of living like famous movie stars.
by He who knows11 December 22, 2020
Get the Alpha malemug. According to the Cheer Stasi male cheerleaders are illegal and are soon to be banned everywhere. Joining female sports is highly illegal and punishable. Male cheerleaders effect female cheerleaders performance in competitions and practices.
by Cheer Stasi Official September 16, 2020
Get the Male Cheerleadermug. A ultra-rare type of male, typically of central-european descent who moves silently through the world and can't be found by any computer systems.
by Apple Male October 9, 2024
Get the Geierle Malemug. A style of soft rock originating in the mid 90s that usually consists of lyrical themes are drawn from a put on “soft guy/lonely” persona, and consists of dudes in their late 20s with skinny jeans and long hair singing about how a woman betrayed them, how they got cucked by another dude, or how lonely they are in the world. It also contains the same 4-5 chords on guitar and a single beat on drums throughout the entire song. The typical fan of this genre can be expected to be a guy who likes to act like he cares about social issues, and worships women because he’s so starved of pussy that he must sacrifice everything that makes him a man. Examples of beta male rock bands are: Gin Blossoms, The Goo Goo Dolls, Counting Crows, Oasis, Matchbox Twenty, and Lifehouse.
I:”Bro, I heard John in his room blasting Goo Goo Dolls again, how does he listen to that shit?”
U: “Because he’s a beta male who listens to beta male rock.”
U: “Because he’s a beta male who listens to beta male rock.”
by Bubby Bubby August 30, 2022
Get the Beta Male Rockmug. Usually displays Neandotholic characteristics, such as basic intelligence, little co-ordination, unaware of social boundaries, poor hygene and basic needs(sex,food,sleep). Will dissapoint wherever possible. Must brag about any sexual conquest, usually to people who dont care. Will share information that the subject said he didnt want anyone to know about, to boost ego or seem momentarily interesting.
1.Errrrr, sex or food? Both.
Average Male: Jesus Christ you stink!
Simple Male: But i dipped my balls in the sink.
Average Male: Why is that acceptable?
Simple Male: Im off for a shag
Average Male: Jesus Christ you stink!
Simple Male: But i dipped my balls in the sink.
Average Male: Why is that acceptable?
Simple Male: Im off for a shag
by lijolwe March 17, 2009
Get the Simple malemug. a type of description used for the lowest of the low in society who are quite the silly lad; worse in intensity than other descriptors such beta, cuck, dumbass, etc.
"Did you hear about Zeke? He started crying when he dropped his pizza. They sounded like a bitch"
"Wow, what a total squimlo male."
"Wow, what a total squimlo male."
by IchigoBruh August 5, 2021
Get the squimlo malemug.