Child support vending machine

When a female makes a thirst trap video that has her children in the video.

Easy on the simp boys, that's a child support vending machine.

by Buttcheekspyderbyte June 11, 2022

Vending Machine

The evilest scammer ever. Charges two quid for a bag of Steak McCoys. If you were already having a shit day then a vending machine will make things even worse in the cheekiest fucking way!

I THOUGHT I WAS LOSING MY VIRGINITY TONIGHT AND I FOUND OUT I WASN'T AT THE LAST MOMENT AND TO TOP THINGS OFF THAT FUCKING VENDING MACHINE SCAMMED ME 2 QUID FOR A BAG OF MCCOYS AFTER ALL THAT I'VE BEEN THROUGH THIS EVENING. SO FUCKING ANNOYING!!!! AHHHHH!!!!!!! I CAN'T TAKE IT ANYMORE!!!!

by LordJenal June 20, 2022

machine gunning

Shooting objects out of your Anus rapidly.....

That stripper machine gunning half the crowd...

by NutrientubusMeaGallus August 21, 2022

Rage Against The Machine

See: Commie
Also See: Poser, attention whore

Rage Against The Machine sucks dick and hate capitalism

by UltimateDoge September 21, 2022

Soft Machine

A close-ranged stand in JoJo's Bizarre Adventure Part 5 that attacks using it's sword, and attacks its target by deflating them. Zucchero is the stand user of Soft Machine.

ABBACHIO: Watch out, Soft Machine has attacked Narancia!

by johnbeanpotter September 30, 2022

fap machine

When someone just can’t stop fapping…

Guy 1: *fap fap fap…*

Guy 2: Bruh? Get a room!

Guy 3: He’s been fapping for hours, I think we should leave and call the police…

*a few minutes later*

“This is the police! Put your hands up!”

Guy 1 proceeds to fap faster and faster…

“Holy fuck, he’s like a fap machine!”

*the police run away in fear of the imminent explosion…*

by bruhthisismyhandle October 20, 2022

Machine

A mechanical device.

Curly- You talking to my girl? I should mess you up right now.

Lennie- I wasn't talking to your girl Curly, it's going to get caught in the machine if you keep doing that. Then will you calm down?

Curly- Okay, I'm calm for now. But don't let the calm fool you, I'll fuck you up if you try to clown me.

Lennie- Okay, I won't try.

by The Original Agahnim January 3, 2022