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sometimes you just gotta smoke

To explain your actions when you are caught high at 8:00am.
"Hahaha...What the fuck are you doing 'sucking down' bongs at this hour?"
"Man, Sometimes yo' jus' gotsta smoke."
by Diego September 11, 2003
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He just like me fr

"Just like me fr" meant in a sarcastic way to lift yourself while it actually is YOU being just like him, he's famous for (that something), while you're at home and a nobody
by Mac halo May 22, 2022
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when something is so awesome and mind blowing that no other words or phrase can describe it.
In a club
John- "Aren't these beats amazing"
Bill-"Yeah, my penis just turned into a giraffe"

At a party a guy throws and open beer bottle in the air, does and backflip and then catch's it without spilling any beer
Tom- "Holy shit that was amazing"
Mike- "my penis just turned into a giraffe"
by tallman83 November 21, 2010
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wiggle it just a little bit

Idiocy in its purest and most concentrated form; a trio of scumbags effacing the natural beauty of the Earth and trying to look cool while doing it.

Retarded inbreds aiming to leave a mark of their existence while the only thing they have accomplished is profound ignorance and wasting the Earth's resources in the process.

To call these "men" monkeys would be both a compliment and an indecency to all primates.
The infamous youtube video brief taking place in the exotic Goblin Valley.
"Wiggle it...... Just a lil bit" "BAH"!

Anyone who decides to wiggle it just a little bit requires sincere counseling.
by Macademia73 October 19, 2013
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thats just how the cookies crumble

A way of saying "that's how it is" and "it is what it is." If someone says this to you, you should just accept it and move on because there is no changing the way the cookies crumble.
Person 1: I wanted pizza for supper D:
Person 2: Well thats just how the cookies crumble
Person 1: Okay, ill just accept it and move on.
by lilcutie23 April 19, 2023
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I was just talking to (Boss's Name)

The get out of jail free card when your supervisor asks why you were late.

Said when you clearly slept in or more than one occasion but don't want to let anyone know there is a trend developing.
(Supervisor) "Jim! You're 20 minutes late for the start of your shift."
(Jim) "Yeah sorry, I was just talking to (Boss's Name), the CEO of the company."
(Supervisor) "Oh well in that case, no problems"
by OxfordSalty! July 27, 2011
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Went for an Obama and got a Biden.
I was in a hurry for the bathroom, went for an Obama and just got a Biden. (everyting liquid and soft, not a fat a solid thing)
by rlvargas December 11, 2020
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