Clutch pipe

A clutch pipe is someone who talks about cars and is generally obsessed with machinery but is not a mechanic. A person can also be a clutch pipe by going off on one about any subject that they know the other person doesn't know too much about.

"That guy is a complete clutch pipe."
"He just clutch piped me."

by Clutchpipekilla September 4, 2014

Patts pipes is rash

Rash means rash

Patts pipes is rash

by Tessiedraws January 7, 2022

Blast the pipes

When holding a shit so bad you brake the pipes

I need to blast the pipes real quick I have been holding the shit up for so long.

by Beiber yooz and pinus brother February 19, 2024

hotdog cubical-pipe

A Hotdog cubicalpipesalt is when a male genitalia is inserted into a popcorn basket and the salt gets on the purple glands under the head.

" I heard marry saw justin try to put his cock in a popcron basket but he got a Hotdog Cubical-pipe. "

by Bubbles&Nubs September 18, 2016

stealth pipe

The cock you don't see coming.

Tom I gave my girl the stealth pipe last night, she didn't see it coming!

by tyronethecoon May 26, 2018

Ginger Pipe Layer

A read headed dude promoting themselves as promiscuous when, point of fact, usually still a virgin. The Ginger Pipe Layer is a badge of dishonesty when comes to actually laying of the pipe.

"We got this guy at work, a red head, always telling us he frigged this one and that one. Turns out its bullsh**. So we called him the Ginger Pipe Layer and spread the nickname round. Officially C***blocked at work. Nobody digs a fantasy pipe layer."

by Filter2k July 28, 2022

Polly Pipe

Slang term for the Northbridge Traffic Tunnel in Perth, Western Australia. Carries the Graham Farmer Freeway, Named after West Australian footballer Graham "Polly" Farmer. Polly Pipe can also refer to black plastic pipe and is a play on words.

Boss: You're late again.

Employee: Sorry, the Polly Pipe was really busy this morning.

by Jay-Dee-2991 February 20, 2018