Girlfriend

Something you can't get

I wish I had a girlfriend

by POOPYKATELYN October 25, 2020

Girlfriend

A girl I'll never meet

Aye bro I'll never get a Girlfriend

That SUCKS dude

by Sad Sac November 15, 2020

Girlfriend

Something that I dont have (sadly). The only people that I simp for are video game characters. I am lonely.

Bob: Why dont you have a girlfriend?
Me: Because i simp for video game characters and i have no life.

by RayIsDum July 31, 2021

National 2 girlfriend day

If you have two girlfriends you have to spend the entire day doing whatever they want you to do

For example if they want you to take them to lunch and cuddle them you do it. You do it on national 2 girlfriend day

by LindaleHell November 25, 2020

girlfriend

It's a piece of equipment for plessure.

My girlfriend is a interactive sextoy

by KingoftheChaoz June 23, 2020

National eat out your girlfriend day

November 1st is the day for all the boyfriends to give their girls their own pleasure.

Gf: You know what day it is?
Bf: What?
Gf: National eat out your girlfriend day!!
Bf: Spread them legs…

by thatkidd0 October 08, 2022

Schrödingers Girlfriend

Shrödingers girlfriend is a term for a girl who is with you, but also with someone else (usually a homie). Observed when where you are both dating her, and not dating her simultaneously.

Synonyms include: homie hopper, hoeme, d.u.h.h

Friend 1: “yo are you exclusive with that chick?”
Friend 2: “I am Schrödingers Girlfriend, she is both mine and not mine. She for the whole team”

by Nigerian Scammer December 05, 2023