King James

N. A generous, fuzzy god, known for its mysterious and glorious golden booty. A King James is one cheap ass motherfucker and will most likely be spotted frolicking with its nugget (a stout angry and smelly creature that likes to tag along). A King James enjoys a good beer and schnaz. Never fuck with a King James.
Sniff sniff...I smell a booty. Can it be? Is it a king James?

I love my king James!!
by salt lake cindy October 19, 2013
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Cringe King

A man (boy) hybrid who enjoys the essence of everything cringy and will poison you in every inch of your body with his cringiness.
*dabs behind the head at asian buffet* *continues to eat cherry covered bananas* Michael... You are the cringe king...
by Thirrrst god January 12, 2018
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Tha King

LeBron James is the King of Court and King of the North. He is regarded by all humans as the Greatest NBA player of all time. Many deem him a fitting nickname "The GOAT"
Tha King- LeBron James . Current NBA player for The Cleveland Cavaliers.
by Great Grandpa Ohio May 11, 2018
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kings handshake

When you shake a mans hand and slide your handshake away. Gripping hold of their index finger and wank it off like a hooker in Las Vegas.
I shook Craig's hand and gave him the kings handshake. He loved it and jizzed in his pants.
by GTips July 21, 2017
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king slob

1. Hairy, overweight creature resembling man, known for his love of chicken wings and hideous hats.
by mel March 14, 2005
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Lion Kinging

The act of holding up your dog 6 feet in the air while singing “Circle of Life.”
I Lion Kinged the shit out of my dog last night!

"Lion King" FAIL example: While Lion Kinging my 2lb. dog, he jumped out of my arms and fell six feet down and hit his head. As a result, I will NEVER Lion King AGAIN!
by lv4kiki October 01, 2014
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King Clazz

Runescape - When times are bad, you never get any drops, you spec 0's constantly. You just had a "King_Clazz" moment. Having this title basicly means "Worst Luck Possible" or WLP syndrome. This means you can never get "Lucky" with anything.
Guy 1: "Man i just killed 5000 Abby Demons and not one whip@!"
Guy 2: "Stink!! You just had a King Clazz moment"
by Brock M August 31, 2008
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