David Bowie

The hottest man in the whole universe.

-“Do you know who is David Bowie”
-“No, Who is he?”
-“The sexiest guy in the story of humanity”

by Halloween Jack 🎃 February 19, 2023

david reich

A Jewish bulldozer who supports the end of the Palestinian state

Israel really went David Reich on Arafat's arse

by Full of ham March 5, 2014

David Laing

A northern London penis who does fuck all but brake his toe and make racist images of Ian Wright.

Person1: Hey David
David Laing: Yes?
Person1: You're a dickhole!

by Alex Prentice September 16, 2008

Pulling a David

when one acts awkward and jerks off on the bus

Don't alienate yourself by pulling a David on the bus

by da'id May 15, 2018

David Warman

A person who talks a lot about important stuff that no one but themselves understand.

He kept talking but I did not get a word, he really pulled a David Warman.

by FU 2016 November 29, 2016

GIGA DAVID

giga David is the person who is really strong and who wears a mask

he takes hold of a person named David when he puts on the mask or sometimes he puts it on without realizing it when the mask is on David is no longer able to talk and he turns super aggressive the smallest things will make him mad and will most end up with David using his muscles to over power the person or thing that anger him

he will once in a while say one word
the back story of giga david is that david was trying to get into deep sleep but something unexpected took over David

person1: giga david go away
giga david:.... no ( put him on the ground and starts to beat him)

by itsyoboy8467 September 13, 2022

david ciamillo

A person with a large penis ranging from 9-12 inches in length

Hey babe my David Ciamillo is ready for tonight

by Kathrine stone June 2, 2016