Daddy Dave

The most sexiest man alive , very sweet & charming , dreamy , daddyish. Hella fine

Sexy af

I love me some daddy Dave

by Meowwwwwww2233 February 20, 2022

dildo dave

A complete over zealous nitwit. Short, hairy in all the weirdest places and bald. A peon of a little man put on earth to piss people off, so much so, you feel the need to glue a giant dildo to his front door for being such a fucktard. Acts like he's smarter than most but lacks common sense and says the dumbest shit. Tries too hard to fit in and comes off as gay, metrosexual or challenged. Proud to drive a gold Honda crv hand me down from daddy.

Awe man look at that, Billy has a giant dildo stuck to his front door! He must have been a dildo Dave last night and someone got tired of his stupid shit.

by Skndstry702 February 24, 2022

Angry Dave

What you get after someone says a mechanic is hard, can also happen after he wipes the raid

-"GOD DAMMIT WHERE WERE MY BIG HEALS"
-Yo who summoned Angry Dave?

by Deehari March 30, 2022

On Dave

A phrase that beta-male cucks think is a funny way to say "no lie". In reality this is not a funny phrase and is not catching on.

Thought to be based on a show by the name of "Dave", created by rapper Lil' Dicky (a rapper whose name is a play on his... shortcomings), "On Dave" is commonly used by men lacking clout and/or dick game in an attempt to establish social dominance in a roguish and ape-like manner.

"Aw man, for real?"
"On Dave"

"No cap on a stack?"
"On Dave"

by trentonischildish April 3, 2022

Chef Dave

A god among men, the only person that is keeping me at this cursed private school.

CHEF DAVE WHOOO
CHEF DAVEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

by Kinglybirb April 14, 2022

The Dave Way

The very best way of doing something. Possibly the greatest way of doing anything ever.

I think we should use a pressure washer with 5K roto tips to clean this filth off the wall... Nope The Dave Way says 36 grit sand paper and fan tips is better.

by Nerdsloth April 17, 2022

charlou dave

charlou dave is someone who's like the sun. even though he's alone-he still shines. he radiates happiness and joy to the people around him. he got a smile that can Light up the whole town. Everybody wants him. every girl wonders what it would be like to love him. he's so gorgeous—you can't say anything to his face. he also has a voice like an angel. he knows how to treat women well because he was raised by a wonderful woman as well. he Never failed to make his family happy. he's a sweet son, a loving brother, and an awesome friend. charlou dave is a godly man—born to lead and serve. he's a role model and an inspiration to young people. he's adorable. that's why he's adored by many people. he's one of a kind—don't dare lose him.

I pray that I will be with a man like Charlou Dave.

I adore you Charlou dave. I want to be with you someday.

by _este May 12, 2022