Noob

A person who is inexperienced in inserting their funny parts into the anal cavity of their father, yet does it anyway.

Hey, shut up you noob!

by Smart Child May 5, 2020

Noob

¹A person who really sucks at games
²A person new to a game

what a noob.

by Some Crappy User May 1, 2016

Noob

A 4 year old who has no knowledge at a game.
Mostly common on your csgo lobbies and always on your team

Kid:rush b nahui cyka
Noob:how do you walk?
The only good person on your team: kick the fucking noob omg

by Jimmyboi64 January 7, 2019

Noob

Lucas- doesn’t like tango ice blast, but has never tried them, only has one fortnite win and eats old hotdogs

Ohhh look it’s that noob that had one fortnite win

by Weayyyy June 4, 2020

NOOB

A player in the fortnite battle royale game that always practices playground because he needs a lot of practice and can never get in the top 10, also known as eatlaloeat.

“ woah he is a noob he hasn’t won a fortnite game yet. ”

by N O T T F U E December 9, 2018

Noob Syndrome

A teenage girl or boy addicted to say a word "noob" 24/7 and cannot be stopped.

Devanny: hi noob!
Devanny: *sings* felix navinoob...

Barry: omg she got noob syndrome!

by coolestlightning February 8, 2022

Noob Fishing

Originally from the MMO World of Warcraft, involves the act of drawing noob players to you or a common object overlooked by seasoned players, can be considered a competitive sport by comparing the number of noobs each person has drawn to themselves/object

Fisher1:Haha look at these three noobs I caught with my green focusing lens

Fisher2:Thats nothing, look at the dozen I caught with my lightwell! HAHA

Fisher1:Thats a nice catch man!Great Noob Fishing here for shure

by Irish teddy bear April 1, 2009