Hubby Boy

An adult male who has completely adopted the feminist ideology of his mother-wife as his own. He believes he is superior to other un-feminized men because he has transcended his "toxic masculinity". A HubbyBoy is Identifiable by his use of the word "misogynist" in a non-joking context, as well as frequent references to the importance of his mother wife's career, including bragging about how much higher her salary is than his. A HubbyBoy proudly hyphenates his last name after marriage as a display of reverence and equality. In advanced cases, the family’s children are given the mother’s maiden name. This serves the dual purpose in his demonstrating fealty to her, as well as accounting for the high likelihood that some or all his children are not his genetic progeny. Forever a student of his mother wife’s tutelage and guidance, he makes sure he “asks the boss” before making plans or buying anything. The HubbyBoy knows the sacrifices he has made for his mother wife make him a more refined and gentlemanly "real man.” He leaps at every opportunity to hold or carry her purse.

Synonyms:
beta, white-knight beta male, cuckold, cuckboy, purse carrier, mangina

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HB: "I heard Southwest Airlines pilots are real douchebags"
Steve: "Really? That’s weird. I heard they were the chillest guys ever."
HB: "No. They're raging misogynists."
Steve: "Wow, you sound like a hubby boy."

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"Did you hear Brady quit his job to stay home with the kids so his
wife can write a book on feminine dominance theory during her sabbatical?"
"He's become such a hubby boy."

by El_Watcher_de_Silencio November 17, 2022

closet boy

An actual brand of hangers sold at a 99 cent store.

Unless you want your son to live in the village and skip to work, avoid these damn things like the plague.

by Anonymous June 24, 2003

Lemon boy

A person that is very alone with little friends that don’t understand them that goes through things alone (sour) but if they ever found a person that close to them they make a soft spot that specific person or people they aren’t a sour anymore but can still be a lemon boy if they wanted too

A “lemon boy”: what am I to you

You: you are my lemon boy

by Sillyfoo:D March 20, 2021

sussy boy

A boy who is doing the act of being sussy; a sussy boy.

"Do you see that sussy boy?"
"I do, he's really sus"

by eevryyy May 4, 2021

Dripstein Boy

A Dripstein Boy is a man of class, a man of confidence and a man of work. Money is no problem for them (they share the bank). A Dripstein Boy is inspired by the works of Jeffrey Epstein and is ready to follow in his footsteps.

“Woah, that guy has a lot of money and children in his basement. That’s definitely a Dripstein Boy”

by jeffreydripstein May 8, 2021

beach boy

Loves the ocean, is seen wearing Gucci, Prada, Dior or Balmain, sandals, sometimes crocs, but rarely. Minimalistic fashion(wears monochromatic colors, along with silver rings and watches and sunglasses) . Is always at the beach, likes leather, satin or any fabric that looks vintage. Probably has a girlfriend and probably makes you feel poor.

"woah look at that dude in his floral Gucci shirt and shorts with his sandals"

"beach boys mate, beach boys"

by Send me ur nudes :) June 8, 2021

Joshy boi

Joshy bois are often very weird creatures. They spend their free time chatting to kids. They yell a lot and have a very certain type. They love Kit Kat’s and arguing with small children even though he knows that they are better smarter and cooler than them.

Joshy boi is a great friend.

by Harrystykes June 15, 2021