'Dirty J-Wood'

The act of being so loose and drunk by a person; whereby they feel compelled to take a shit whilst pissed, then inadvertently deciding they need to vomit into the bowl without flushing.

In extreme cases, and in the most traditional form, the 'Dirty J-Wood' is usually completed with a wet dream whilst spooning a rookie of the universities baseball team.

Tiger was at some loose bitches house last night and got so trashed he had a 'Dirty J-Wood' before he passed out.

by Colin_the_mammal22 May 29, 2009

english wood

haha
poor eric
always gettin that damn english wood

dayam he's gettin english wood again

by da LLL foundurr fo shizzle November 12, 2004

buffin my wood

1.your sucking my penis
2.your riding me

RAFAEL:YOO JOHN U LOOK MADEE GAY IN THOSE SKINNIES

JOHN:RAF, STOP BUFFIN MY WOOD! YOU NOE YOU WISH YOU COULD ROCK THESE

by LOL SMiLEY =} August 29, 2009

hundred acre woods

the forestry area surrounding the turd cutter, a place where pooh lives.

I would never that logger into my hundred acre woods.

by Dayvid Crook June 22, 2010

Warren Woods Tower

This school is always on some bullshit no front

Warren Woods Tower be on some bull ass shit no front.

by KingJug February 20, 2020

last name wood

if you have this last name your an all around great guy! you sweet, cute and get lots of ladys

whos that? ----- wood

hes cute

last name wood

by MZSanta October 5, 2020

morning wood lifting

Lifting morning wood with you closest friend/friends usually occurring around dawn.

Hey Ruby, I'm busy doing morning wood lifting with Alex. Talk to you later

by Lifterofyee May 27, 2016