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The Unintentional Thumb

When you're on Facebook Messenger and you accidentally hit the "thumb's up button, usually at the worst possible time.
It's going to look something like:

Person: "I'm having a really rough day"
Me: "What's wrong?"
Person: "My dad passed away. 😰"
Me: "👍"
Me: "Goddammit! The unintentional thumb strikes again! ...sorry for your loss."

Example two:
Person 1: "How are things with the hubby?"
Person 2 :"I found out he's cheating on me."

Person 1: "👍"
by Daniel Harmon March 28, 2016
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Power thumb

The thumb that you stick in your girls ass while banging her from behind
I was plowing my girl doggie last night and had to use a power thumb to regain control.
by Necrohymen May 29, 2021
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thumb gallery

place where naked women put small pictures so horny green eye'd hairy faced men can oggle them...
I goggle thumb gallery & mr softie became mr hardie.
by itichie_nocanpo October 22, 2006
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beer thumb

Effect on one’s ability to text caused by the consumption of too much beer
"Thanks to Chucky's beer thumb, we had no clue the cops were conducting a sobriety checkpoint at the golf course entrance."
by bearded steamer October 13, 2011
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Thumb Wars

Verb. Used to define when two men sit down at the same time while making a thumbs up gesture on the seat next to them, proceeding to insert their thumbs up the other individuals rectal cavity.
John: hey you wanna play thumb wars while we watch house hunters?

Joe: yeah I'd love to but only if you spit on it first.
by Yee Olde Jew February 19, 2022
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Kentucky Thumb

Just stick a thumb in it
Guaranteed to make you squirm as well as her plus its the one move you can do during those few days to a week
Man I had a blast last night, got to use the Kentucky Thumb
by Bigirononhiship69 May 20, 2021
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thumb thumb

rotating the wrist with hand out straight so that the side of the tumb bangs on a desk. In a thumb thumb this is done twice in succession. This is used by teens taking their exams to signal to others around them they are finished and bored. This usually recquires another thumb thumb as a ressponse to show that it is understood and that the second person is also finished and bored.
(silence)
Jay: (thumb thumb)
(silence)
Tom: (thumb thumb)
(silence
by Jason Shettland March 22, 2009
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