eyvind johnson

this means that a person wtites books like my idiot friend albin
oh albin you are a eyvind johnson
by figlo April 04, 2017
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Jamielia Johnson

the living embodiment of the term dumb blonde
Jamielia Johnson is a dumb blonf
by Katie.xx October 13, 2020
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Johnson launcher

To use with extreme force
I’m loading my Johnson launcher to yeet my cat across the room.
by April 26, 2021
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Pullin a Johnson

Repeated behavior that leads to gauging your eyes out and ending up in the same situation Andre Johnson is in
You—damn I was pullin a Johnson so hard it stuck to the ceiling
Andre Johnson— kids these days don’t know what it’s like to lose their manhood over a working girl on Wednesday mass and it shows!
by Funny-Face November 26, 2023
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SHIMMER JOHNSON

The act of a man with excessively salvaging saliva glands deep throats another man's dick and when he takes the dick from his mouth the thick mucus his gland produced leaves a coat of high gloss shimmer from which the johnson is adorned.
The man slapped himself in the face with Allans dick and then took it so deep in his throat his dick was given a shimmer johnson.
by Justin William Kennedy February 23, 2024
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Billy Johnson

A billy Johnson is a sex move where your about to cum then you whip our dick around like a helicopter and jizz on her forehead
Yes bitch your about to get a billy Johnson
by Vjtbddh April 08, 2019
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Bailey Johnson

An apparition or double of a living person.
"Omg that guy looks like Bailey !” “Is that Bailey Johnson?”
by Mr_HughJohnson November 24, 2021
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