monkey beef

An affectionate word for a Northern English man

Hey Monkey beef, how are you?

by Jeegs February 1, 2014

monkey humper

A man or woman who only has sex with ugly people.

Jamie is such a monkey humper

by BegE Shorty April 14, 2009

Porch Monkey

An African American. Slang: Nigger.

Look at that fucking porch monkey eating fried chicken, watermelon, and washing it down with a Lil Hug juice drink. Fucking niggers.

by Filthy Sally December 18, 2008

butt monkey

1. A general insult.
2. A sycophant, or "brown-noser."
3. Someone who is extremely irritating or annoying, a "pain in the ass."

1. God, you're such a butt monkey.
2. Jones is such a kiss-ass butt monkey.
3. Dammit! Would you stop being such a butt monkey and LEAVE ME ALONE?!

by Anonymous April 20, 2003

Monkey Pie

A woman's genitilia that will force any man into being pussy whipped.

Man I got to go home to that Monkey pie.

I bet she got that monkey pie.

Don't eat that Monkey pie.

by Mil town Chris 15th street August 1, 2006

brass monkey

The BEST song of all time by the Beastie boys. If you listen to this you’re elite and deserve rights. You are VERY poggers

Brass monkey... that funky monkey

by shmores May 27, 2020

spider monkey

The act of intercourse with deep pentatration. The man puts the bitch on her back holding her legs next to her head. He then sits on her ass pointing his unit straight down and he bobs up and down like a fishing bobber out at sea during a rough storm! Be careful you could seriously injure the bitch if you do it anal...

The fat sloppy bitch was brutally spider monkeyed!

by calven March 21, 2003