Text my ass

What to say to someone when you want them to text you quickly.

Also, it's a way of saying kiss my ass instead they text your ass.

hey girl, text my ass.

by deeznuts2 August 20, 2009

Thirsty Two-Text

Defintion: noun:

When you so thirsty you can't wait for them to reply so you keep texting. ....having an awkward conversation with yo' sad self.

You have become thirsty two-text.

Go out and get some game.

Immediately.

John to Jill
John: Hey!
John: Hey man!
John: How was your day?
John: OMG the weather!

Jill's Friend to Jill
Friend: "Jill, John is a thirsty two-text."

by ain't got time for thirst February 21, 2014

text me later

used when a person has asked someone a question and have then been ignored.

person1 to person2- ''haaay you coming out for my birthday?''
-ignored-
person1 to person2- ''aww wicked text me later''

by Raaz Taaz January 29, 2009

Down To Not Text Back

A variation on "Down To Fuck," Down to Not Text Back implies a girl that will most definitely not return your digital advances. Usually, this situation can be transparent. However, the worst cases occur when you get totally played and blindsided by a girl who's seemingly really really really into you.

Absolutely not, she's definitely down to not text back.

by Bury Me A Lion August 06, 2011

text messex

Having sex via text message, similar to phone sex or cybering.

We're not allowed to talk on the phone, so we have text messex.

by Pope Chris XIX December 28, 2007

Text Based Game

A game with no graphics. The game is completely text based , meaning all words. Very popular in the 1990's early 2000's until games with better graphics came along.

New 1000 AD

This is an example of a text based game

by Dogma7 January 02, 2012

noob texting syndrome

When someone will text you, you text back and they never reply. Usually people who get their first cellphone do this.

Dan: That hot chick has noob texting syndrome.

Sam: She probably just got her first phone.

by newnre23 July 31, 2009