slap and tickle

To fuck, of course.

I fancy a bit of slap and tickle tonight.

by Andrew Briggs January 31, 2004

taint slap

To rub your taint on to your hand and slap a chum in the face.

Billy taint slapped eddie in the face, leaving his face sweaty and poopy.

by joey September 20, 2003

Salami Slap

When a person is down on their knees (or maybe they are just rather short?), giving oral sex to a penis and either they or yourself decide to slap them gently in the face with the penis.

“Ha ha Toby told everyone that he salami slapped you last night, he’s totally made you his bitch”

by Flames6067 April 20, 2019

Smith slap

Action performed by a smith on a rock. Normally, smiths are good at beating iron into the desired shape, but when they hit rock, it will weaken down into something like a bitch slap and will need verbal expression to communicate the desired result.

That dude seemed to come on strong, to give a proper beating. But in the end it was just a smith slap. Afterwards he seemed confused if it was a smart move.

by WokkleWokkleWokkle March 30, 2022

Squishy slap

It refers to the noise of a silicon squishy which sounds like skin slapping on skin. So it refers to having rough sex.

Person 1: hey you wanna squishy slap later?
Person 2: what about in the airplane seats?
Person 1: we could do either ;)

by NaughtySquishy November 14, 2021

Slap Guts

The act of fucking a chick so hard, your slappin her guts.

Henry: Hey dude did you slap guts last night?

Cory: Yeah man I fucked the shit out of that hoe.

by The firetruck December 6, 2010

slap a dick on it

Applying man-logic to a bitches' issue

MAN: What do you want to eat?
WOMAN: I don't know...
MAN: I'll just slap a dick on it

by gigolo_wrangler May 11, 2016