Like a pissed-on pasty

A descriptive phrase, usually used for body odour

Keee-ripes man! Who is that reeking like a pissed-on pasty in here?!

by Yimothy August 5, 2023

baptize your passenger

When a girl rides on the passenger seat of a motorcycle with a short skirt and no panties, preferrably wet.

Do you want to baptize my passenger?

Can I baptize your passenger?

by speckokecko September 5, 2023

The Miosis Pisser

When you break into an ocular surgery clinic where someone is getting laser eye surgery then squat over their head and rip a 10 week old piss over their exposed, vulnerable, bare eye with the PSI of a fire hose.

I got Michael with The Miosis Pisser.

by ADCAR December 13, 2023

pick your poise

A play on words deriving from “pick your poison” in the game elden ring. it means you either pick having good fashion or a good armor set.

Bro 1: I just got this new armor set but it’s stats are worse than the one i’m wearing

John Elden Ring: “Pick your poise lil bro”

by jonathan elden ring 3rd February 28, 2024

The cat that pissed on the bed

Looking guilty

“You look like the cat that pissed on the bed”

by the cat that pissed on the bed July 9, 2024

The cat that pissed on the bed

to look guilty or shameful

“You look like the cat that pissed on the bed”

by the cat that pissed on the bed July 9, 2024

urban dictionarily pissed off

when you find alot of +18 words on the urban dictionary that you cant really use since your a minor or for other reasons and they dont really serve you purpose so you get pissed off by allat and cant find other SFW words

I am so urban dictionarily pissed off by these sexual words

by a 4-panel comic isnt loss btw February 14, 2026