Smoking that Zooknee pack

when you fuck up Zooknee - taking constant L's

"pass me that Zooknee pack" Smoking that Zooknee pack

by RobertsLapins March 22, 2023

pack a fat spoon

To have anal sex with a overweight homosexual male while spooning.

Bears like to pack a fat spoon

by t.defelippi November 29, 2013

Pack My Musket

When someone has to take a dump so they ask a friend to shove some sort of shaft (preferably a golf club or broomstick) up their ass hole so they no longer have the urge to shit.

Me- Hey man, we still have a few more holes until we get to the clubhouse and I really have to shit. Do you mind using my 3 iron to pack my musket?
Friend- Sure bro, no problem. Bend over!

by musketeer69 January 8, 2019

Foward fanny pack

A male gunt

Wow look at his Foward fanny pack! It's huge

by Guntlord116 August 8, 2016

rock my pack

Practical joke played by cavers on each other. When a caver has his pack off, another caver sneaks a few pounds of rocks into it. Not really all that funny if you're on a trip where you're pushing the limits of your physical endurance.

This cave has me whipped. My pack feels so heavy. Wait... did some jerk rock my pack?

by BilR December 4, 2007

Fanny Pack Whack

(Wac, Wack, Wacky)

Marijuana sold out of a fanny pack.

Wacky weed, something is wrong with it, crazy, zany, irrational, peculiar.

Wac, PCP on marijuana.

Usually a derogatory term for foul, weak weed and a distrust for the person selling it. The concept that persons who sell weed out of a fanny pack are hustlers, not honest, upright, outstanding dealers. Who knows where they got the weed and what it might be laced with.

Fanny Pack Whack should not be confused with Backpack Whack, Marijuana sold out of a Backpack.

This old man he played five, he played nick nack on my hide with a nick nack Fanny Pack Whack give a dog a bone, this old man came rolling home.

You got whacked, hustled, hit hard. You bought Fanny Pack Whack.

by eaglize November 5, 2006

Dracula's packed lunch

A used jamrag, an oozy sanipad.

Dracula's packed lunch was very tasty and he was feeling peckish that day.

by Edna Sweetlove October 2, 2006