Noodle

Noodle penis

He has a noodle penis

by Happymudafucka September 21, 2020

Ramen noodle

A narcissist slash arrogant plant that produces cocaine through photosynthesis

Yeah, that ramen noodle feeds off of toadstools

by White Girls at Starbucks February 14, 2017

Donkey Noodle

When somebody takes a pool noodle and inserts their human noodle into it and attempts to suck it from the other side of the pool noodle.

Johnny was donkey noodle-ing the other day.

by chuckenUwU February 2, 2024

noodling

V. When a dog licks its own peens

Bro 1: Buddy keeps noodling.

Bro 2. You would noodle too if you could

by the non urban gentleman November 9, 2019

Pushing the noodle

The act of trying to do a task that the very act of doing the task injects an element of randomness. Envision a wet spaghetti noodle on a table, and trying to "push the noodle" across the table. See also: herding cats.

Man, trying to get anything through the finance department is like pushing the noodle - you never know where they are going to block you next, but I keep trying to make progress.

by InterestingTidbits June 13, 2025

Chicken Noodle Suit

A suit made of chicken noodle; not appropriate for the office.

You don't wear no damn chicken noodle suit in here!

by Someguyorperson July 2, 2023

Noodle

A derogatory term for an asian person.

Sniles: What was she?
Indian Jay: She was a noodle still

by Pawpatrol June 3, 2016