mom's spaghetti

To choke in a pressure situation. To fail to deliver on expectations when it becomes time to perform, often due to nervousness or lack of experience.

Taken from the lyrics of the song "Lose Yourself" by Eminem off the "8 Mile" movie soundtrack. In the movie, the main character Bunny Rabbit, played by Eminem, becomes nervous and chokes in an early rap battle competition. As retold in the lyrics of the song: "...his palms are sweaty, knees weak, arms are heavy, there's vomit on his sweater already, mom's spaghetti."

Joe Z often boasts about his poetic prowess, but when it comes to performing in front of an audience he's always mom's spaghetti.

by Carlos Valencia December 13, 2008

yr mom

my bitch

yr mom is my bitch

by milf snacther o1 March 5, 2019

Mom Nugget

A Euphemism for your transvestite mothers single nut.

Kyle's mom bent down to pick something up and her mom nugget fell out of her skirt.

by adamthered87 March 26, 2011

ramons mom

Usually a huge whore who will do anything for penis, including fucking her son if neccessary

I plowed Ramons mom last night in Ramons bed

by JohnNostrils December 18, 2013

My mom

She’s beautiful and caring and is incredible 😎✌️🧡

My mom is the best!

by Layla12345 September 22, 2019

Mom minutes

When a mother figure exaggerates the amount of minutes you did or didn't do something. She makes it from the amount of minutes it actually takes and says more, this in itself is it's own antonym. Due to this can be understating or exaggerating something.

Mom: You were supposed to be home 30 minutes ago!

Son: I was supposed to be home ten minutes ago. I don't know why your clock runs on mom minutes.

by Jake145 August 10, 2012

laters mom

1. When you say goodbye to your mom.
2. Say to friends or random people disregarding the first definition, another form of goodbye to make fun of your n00b of a mom.

Son or Daughter: Aiight, i'm out mom
Mom: Bye, have fun
Son or Daughter: Laters mom

-or-

Son or Daughter: I'm going now dude
Friend: Aiight, laters
Son or Daughter: Yeah, laters mom
Friend: LOL

by Aaron Culbert March 29, 2008