Matthew

They are lovers of Chickens. When it comes to Chickens, Matthew’s can not get enough of them. Matthew’s walk around talking about how big their Chicken is and brags how his 1 Cock in the barn takes care of all the Chickens.
Matthew’s also break’s everything they touch.
You can Normally hear Matthew’s bragging about their 2 Stokes.
Matthew’s catch phrases normally are, Right Gerald? And Braaap!!!

Dam!! Wish I had Chicken’s like Matthew’s.
Don’t let Matthew touch it, or it will never run right again.
Fucking 2 Stroke Bud..

by HondaReverb August 19, 2020

Matthew

Matthew is very stupid but smarter than Ryan. The only game hes good at is PePePooPoo check. He also LOVES MACKENSE

Matthew touches himself to much.

by Rhinothealbino69420 August 20, 2020

Matthew

Matthew is that one annoying kid that thinks they are cool.

Matthew: Im cool!
Person: No you arent

by Hiimantisocial August 29, 2020

Matthew

Matthew is a huge simp. Someone who is very short and no talent at all.

Person 1: ayy.. look at that short nigga.
Person 2: thats just Matthew

by Campbell Young August 30, 2020

Matthew Booth

Gambling addicted fool.

Matthew Booth, couldn’t write the menu properly because he’s an gambling addicted fool, too busy looking at horse racing.

by BeardedChef September 11, 2020

Matthew

Matthew is tall typically 6'5. He is a lean 155 pounds. He is a straight GORGEOUS, best-looking guy at the school. He is excellent at baseball and throws the high 90s on an off day. His secondary sport is basketball, where he is known for his windmills. He excels in the field of humor. Overall, Matthew is a great guy with no downside to his personality

Everyone likes Matthew.

by IDontSayItEveryoneIsThinkingIt September 12, 2020

Nevaeh Matthews

CLOWN 🤡 she is so dumb and sucks at math 👹👹 (this is a joke if u found this you are special

Nevaeh Matthews is a CLOWN

by rat-atatatata September 16, 2020