hood honeys

a female residing in the projects/hood.

Them hood honeys looking right

Den hood honeys lookin right

by looovebugggg July 6, 2015

Towel in the Hood

The practice of padding out the inside of a condom with wads of toilet paper or Kleenex because the woman's vaj is so stretched out you need a lot of bulk just to touch the sides.

You meeting up with her for secret lunch? Make sure you do the towel in the hood or she’s not going to feel a thing!

by thatsalotofdogs April 4, 2019

Pig Hood

A vagina, one in which you'd like to eat like bacon.

Man! I when to chow town on some top tier pig hood last night!

by NotPoor January 22, 2021

hood time

Describes a loose or perhaps non-existent schedule in which objectives are met under relaxed time constraints, usually give or take an hour, or maybe 6 if someone passes out.

I called Jessica this morning but she operates on hood time, so she'll probably be here after sun down.

by bazzlebabs July 14, 2018

hooded beast

An shlong with major amounts of foreskin

That boy got a hooded beast

by Neckassnigga November 2, 2017

ang-hood

To act moody, irrational, and ignorant. To really get under someones skin. To irritate. Someone you may have to tip-toe around as to not upset them. Someone hard to be around.

"Don't go ang-hood on me!" "Way to pull an ang-hood!"

by Not Angie Hood August 31, 2009

Hood Asian/Ghasian

A hood Asian or Ghasian (Ghetto Asian) is an Asian descent who was raised in the hood. Usually, an Asian who was born in areas like New York, Harlem, Compton, Inglewood, The Bronx, etc. They will usually hang around with more African Americans, Hispanics, anyone who was also brought up in the hood alongside with them. Instead of Asians talking in those stereotypical accents that most people describe them talking in, they would more likely speak to you in the most hoodish way possible. The most common Asians who would be brought up this way is usually, Chinese, Korean, Japanese, and sometimes Filipino, also most of these hood Asians would have one of the most Americanized names with an Asian last name that's how you know they're from the hood or some other neighborhood in America that is not their own.

Tyrone: "Yo Sean my brotha, where's the bread at?"

Sean Wong: "Wassup my brotha, I got ya bread right here ya feel me?"

Random Person: "Yeah, that's a Hood Asian/Ghasian right there dawg... this ain't Chinatown no mo!

by jxyvrs May 3, 2024