When you're so stoned that you can't come up with the word, "Stoned" and accept that you're SO STONED that you are in fact, WEED HAMMERED!!
Bro 1: "Dude, that last hit really put me over the edge...I can't describe how I feel!"
Bro 2: "Damn bro, you're totally weed hammered!"
Bro 2: "Damn bro, you're totally weed hammered!"
by Mister_Christer February 1, 2023

To be considered one an individual must be able to accomplish back breaking work by no help; muscular body; big penis; crazy individual
by 50thStateGangstahzParadise June 30, 2018

by Mz Asian Snow Bunny October 1, 2022

The Dumbest person on the face of the earth. A Hammer gets in people's ways and annoys them while they are trying to work, and, while he is supposed to be working, stands around and acts stupid. If you have someone at your workplace who follows you for the sake of following you, has his hands in his pockets, drills holes in the wrong places, or drops your flashlight and breaks the bulb, and you are on a construction site, it is likely that you are working with a Hammer. If you are a Hammer, you may as well make a career out of stocking shelves at Walmart or being a dishwasher at Denny's.
by Mr. Wonderfull September 7, 2018

Holy fuck bois let's pack some fucking hammers tonight fucking full sends only! See Jimmy he's just packing hammers
by Jaytime October 11, 2019

by Nicher January 30, 2020

when a white man and a African women have sexual relations he is bestowed a black {polished hammer }
by legionaire4443 January 29, 2019
