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weed hammered

When you're so stoned that you can't come up with the word, "Stoned" and accept that you're SO STONED that you are in fact, WEED HAMMERED!!
Bro 1: "Dude, that last hit really put me over the edge...I can't describe how I feel!"

Bro 2: "Damn bro, you're totally weed hammered!"
by Mister_Christer February 1, 2023
mugGet the weed hammeredmug.

Hammer

To be considered one an individual must be able to accomplish back breaking work by no help; muscular body; big penis; crazy individual
He retired and still went back to work that man is a "HAMMER" toughest out there.
mugGet the Hammermug.

Hammer Nuts

A Man With Very Strong Ball
Sacks And Nuts
Julian Has Very Strong Hammer Nuts
by Mz Asian Snow Bunny October 1, 2022
mugGet the Hammer Nutsmug.

Hammer

The Dumbest person on the face of the earth. A Hammer gets in people's ways and annoys them while they are trying to work, and, while he is supposed to be working, stands around and acts stupid. If you have someone at your workplace who follows you for the sake of following you, has his hands in his pockets, drills holes in the wrong places, or drops your flashlight and breaks the bulb, and you are on a construction site, it is likely that you are working with a Hammer. If you are a Hammer, you may as well make a career out of stocking shelves at Walmart or being a dishwasher at Denny's.
Hammer, Please go be a moron elsewhere so that I can actually do my own damn job.
by Mr. Wonderfull September 7, 2018
mugGet the Hammermug.

Packing hammers

Packing hammers is when you pack chew right in the bottom lip till ya can't fit no more
Holy fuck bois let's pack some fucking hammers tonight fucking full sends only! See Jimmy he's just packing hammers
by Jaytime October 11, 2019
mugGet the Packing hammersmug.

Thor Hammer

The very definition of truancy. He never shows up to class, but somehow manages to stay at school
My truancy is bad, but not as bad as Thor Hammers absence percentage.
by Nicher January 30, 2020
mugGet the Thor Hammermug.

polished hammer

when a white man and a African women have sexual relations he is bestowed a black {polished hammer }
when obligated a man does what he must to survive racial retaliations polished hammer
by legionaire4443 January 29, 2019
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