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ghost turkey

Once thanksgiving is over and triptophan has caused your significant other to fall asleep, it is when a gentleman, or gentlelady equipped with a strap-on, offers them a turkey leg while half asleep. When their mouth opens to accept the turkey, the gentleman it lady slips their erect penis or strap-on into their mouth.
"She was passed out post thanksgiving and asked for the Ghost turkey, so I gave her the full ghost turkey."
by Tomblazer August 13, 2017
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ghost snickers

Man 1: "Bro fam squad i gots dis ghost snickers man"
Man 2: "Noice fam"
by Best Friend Jackson November 8, 2018
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ghost whisper

A crack head who's vagina is so cursed that any male who has sex with her meets an untimely death, once said male has passed away the female crack head will declare her undying love for the deceased male. By photo shopping pictures of herself into photos with him, this is until her cursed vagina claims another victim. And so the circle of ghost continues.
The ghost whisperer it at it again
The ghost whisperer showing up in photos with people in locations she's never been with them
by B-S leader November 18, 2018
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ghost sneeze

when you both cum and sneeze at the same exact time
dude when I was beating my meat I fuckin ghost sneezeed
by Amphibian Boi December 21, 2018
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ghost shift

In some manufacturing operations, rogue factory employees come back at night after leaving work and run the same production line again in a “ghost shift”, producing perfect “counterfeits” they sell themselves.
This SD card might have been produced in a ghost shift
by ajf.me December 25, 2018
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Ghost shlogging

The informal verb for having sex with a ghost. Can also be ghost shlogger, defined as the person having sex with a ghost.
I saw in the news where Susan has had sex with over 20 spirits. She's been doing a lot of ghost shlogging.
by Matty Wallbanger January 23, 2019
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Ghost Barber

A barber that screws up your hairline terribly, that you deny anyone cut your hair.
Person 1: Brooo, look at your hairline
Person 2: Yo, stfu
Person 1: Who's your ghost barber lmao
Person 2: I don't got one, I swear
by Esskeetit4life March 19, 2019
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