free head lettuce

Lettuce that has never been packaged and bounded with tight fitting plastic. The lettuce head tastes better since it was never exposed to plastic. Highly recommended by well known chefs who also generally suggest free range chicken.

TV Chef: "Always select a free head lettuce when preparing a gourmet salad."

by yes juanito yes May 26, 2015

Free nut day

November 17th you may have a free nut.

Guy 1:This fucking no nut November is so hard bro. I can’t do this much longer.
Guy 2: good thing tomorrow is November 17th!

Guy 3: oh my fucking god I forgot tomorrow is free nut day!

by Totally not 89 years old November 2, 2019

To set me free

Break up with or reject. Often used in situations wear an unbearable tension or anxiety comes in play for one of the two actors of the relationship.

A: Every time I look at you, I realize I love you so much, but you don't seem to love me back. Every time you look at me, its like I'm expecting you to set me free already. I've had enough, but you need to break me down yourself!

by gamzia October 15, 2012

free sample

1. Verb. To protrude one's finger into one's anus in order to let others smell the heavenly aroma by placing the finger a couple inches away from the victim.

2. Noun. A small section given to people (usually customers) for free.

1. Guy: "Free SAMPLE!"
Guy2: *barfs*

2. Shop employee: "Would you like to try a free sample sir?"
Guy2: No thanks.

by lawlcakes999 September 24, 2007

Free Kick

(Offensive) To abort a pregnancy

She had a free kick

by album luancher January 27, 2011

free tour

When a girl gives a guy a small amount of sexual gratification, but withholds the rest until he commits to a relationship.

Last night she gave me the free tour, but I'm definitely gonna subscribe.

by Sam is a Dick November 13, 2006

Sugar-free sugardaddy

A sugar daddy who puts out the money but gets none of the fringe benefits that a sugar daddy should be getting.

Dude gave her all his cash and she still didn't put out...that's the 100th time she's done that to him. He's a Sugar-free sugardaddy.

by Non sugar daddy March 10, 2011