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Ethan

Ethans are very dark and twisted individuals. Ethans usually range between 5 foot 5 and 4 ft tall and his temper is as short as him. You can often find them in their natural habitat of roblox playing an fps or meep city. Alternitivly you can find them playing call of duty and screaming at young children. When challenged the average Ethan will begin to mock you and attempt to demasculate you. Then if it persists he will grow louder and angrier when mocked it becomes worse. When stuck in this situation you must offer him his favorite food, ice cream, and ignore everything else he says.
"Wow that Ethan is very dark and twisted."
by ovendweller42 January 4, 2024
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a cute lil dumbass bitch that likes to sniff the cheese from his own cock.
my pookie is such an ethan
by ethans big tittty gf January 15, 2024
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a CUNT who is my best friend in the whole wide world. he's so hot and special and cool and every day, I am honoured to know this dumbass bitch
me: hey Ethan you're super duper cool and I love you, bro!
Ethan: shut the fuck up ilyt
by sillyboy14 February 12, 2024
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A CUNT who I am honoured to call my best friend. He's so funny and hot and awesome and I love being around him so if you're an Ethan and you're reading this, haaaaai you share a name with the most incredible boy in the world
Me: Ethan I love you!
Ethan: shut the fuck up ilyt
by sillyboy14 February 12, 2024
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He is the person who is not normal, or don't get to sit at the cool lunch tables
Guy 1: Poor Ethan, he is trying to have friends.
Guy 2: That person? He is a fucked up person.
Guy 1: How? I heard Ethan tried to help Madison doing her homework.
Guy 2: No, you got it wrong..
by Swisswaffle56 February 15, 2024
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Tall Asian from korea with mushroom haircut. clueless. playes clash royale even though its outdated...
Likes big men.
by Ethanmom February 26, 2024
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