baby dong

to have a small penis, that girls will refer to as baby dong

susan:look at mikes baby dong,
kate:would you get on that?
susan:................no

by ffghgfhfgfhgfgfhfg October 19, 2011

noob dong

noob dong

noob dong.

by wenomechainasama1 September 3, 2022

mcding dong

person who is idiotic, or doesn't use common sense.

Hey Mcding dong you need to stop fucking the cat.

by fuckmedaddywithyourlongdong November 18, 2017

dong

1. A sound effect used generally to describe the sound of hitting a gong, or any resonating metal object.

2. Slang for a male penis.

1) "When I hit the bell, it went dong!"

2) "Boi you've got the biggest fuckin dong I've ever seen"

by bigdonghaver November 6, 2017

Ding Dong

Commonly spammed in chess tournament chats when Chinese chess grandmaster superstar Ding Liren play an outstanding line.

"d5!!..ding dong"
"Ding Dong!"

by AtomixPrime September 12, 2019

Dong-vacuum

A prostitute, most likely one who specializes in fellatio.

This bitch is such a dong-vacuum.

by jerefro June 9, 2015

Ding Dong

Another word for a dumb person

Stop being such a ding dong for five seconds please.

by Ty Track March 30, 2017