When you get banned on a dating website for no reason
A guy named David Bond reports girls he found on Tinder and gets them banned to secure them.
A guy named David Bond reports girls he found on Tinder and gets them banned to secure them.
by HandlebarMoustacheGuy February 21, 2021
Sick cunt that doesn't dog the boys.
Can drink most cunts under the table.
Wouldn't be caught dead with a man bun.
Refers to good things as "gucci".
Stella shot with a rifle, his personal slogan is "drinking beer and slaying deer".
Has a huge wang.
Can drink most cunts under the table.
Wouldn't be caught dead with a man bun.
Refers to good things as "gucci".
Stella shot with a rifle, his personal slogan is "drinking beer and slaying deer".
Has a huge wang.
by Trav Bickle February 26, 2017
by hardcorenigga43 June 01, 2017
David and autumn are the cutest couple you will ever meet. They will get in fights sometimes but will make back up in a few days. They are funny, cute, and they are very romantic. You will be 100% jealous when your around them, but dont worry they will always be there for you. If you find a couple named this dont ever let go. Ever. They are the people you need and want to be around forever.
by Laxjess23 September 21, 2019
David is a proper gay person who loves massive throbbing cocks up his tight wrinkly arse hole. His foreskin wraps round his waist almost 4 times as he grows it out. His tits dangle down to his big toe.
‘Did u hear that David Cumberland had an affair on his wife with his Uncle’
‘Ewww what a fucking gaybender’
‘Ewww what a fucking gaybender’
by MyDadLeft8YearsAgo November 28, 2019
by lololololololololo9lololo October 22, 2019