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California Omelette

The California Omelette is the act of filling a squirt gun tank with vaginal discharge and smegma and using it to soak your enemies. Often times, urine is added to the mix to thin out the thick cheese-like discharges.
Tonya thinks she got away stealing my mans! Ima show that ho! Ima give her a California Omelette.
by Mega Hemroids February 26, 2021
mugGet the California Omelettemug.

norco California

A small horse town in California.. A green town.. Home to the cowboys from hell..
Norco California is a small horse town that is the home to the Norco Vagos the cowboys from hell.
by Norco22mfer May 21, 2023
mugGet the norco Californiamug.

california bbq

noun. White-collar community slang for sliding into the DMs of another married individual and having an extramarital affair.
My friend Cal is having California BBQ with a combat veteran's wife.
by BRabbit70 October 5, 2020
mugGet the california bbqmug.

California Flapperjacking

When a man is about to cum during sex, he starts to violently masturbate, bending over and pointing his penis to cum in his own ass hole, the woman then licks it out.
by Sussytoon July 1, 2025
mugGet the California Flapperjackingmug.

california green

"Wow, did you see that? That driver just ran a california green and almost t-boned that car."
by Metalkiss October 6, 2017
mugGet the california greenmug.

california breeze

when an individuals buttocks are exposed to the open world. aka when someones booty crack is out you call that california breeze
“kyra feeling that California breeze💀”
“there’s that california breeze😹🙏”
by lollywolly April 9, 2023
mugGet the california breezemug.

California

California is a communist country lying on the Pacific Coast. It borders the United States and Mexican state of Baja California. With 39 million residents across an area of 163,696 square miles (423,970 km2),
I was arrested in California for saying I dislike biden!
by Downwithcommunism August 1, 2024
mugGet the Californiamug.

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