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Red Velvet Cake 

A Red velvet cake is a cake with a dark red, bright red or red-brown color. It is usually prepared as a layer cake somewhere between chocolate and vanilla in flavor, topped with a creamy white icing. Common ingredients are buttermilk, butter, flour, cocoa, and red food coloring.
Red Velvet Cake by Mc Ham April 28, 2010

witch cake 

a type of cake made to tell if a person is a witch. Made by taking the urine of a suspected witch and mixing it with some sort of wheat... baking it and feeding it to a dog. The dog is then observed to see if he has the same symptoms of the suspected witch. Mainly used in Salem Village in the 1600s to test people being accused of witchcraft. Originated in england.
George: Man i just broke up with her... I think she's totally a witch.

Random Guy: DUDE!!! get her piss we can make a witch cake!!!
witch cake by Tutor January 25, 2008

Blueberry Muffin Cake 

Very delecious cake made with muffin batter and made without blueberries. After the cake is cooked it is dipped in syrup.
that blueberry muffin cake is delecious!!!

Chicago Pound Cake 

Repeatedly mashing a fat chicks face into a cake while you fuck her from behind.
"Did you see that fat chick Mike took home last night?"

"Yeah, he was going to make her eat a Chicago Pound Cake."
Chicago Pound Cake by Stevovich October 19, 2009

rape cake 

a cake that you send/give to someone you've raped but feel badly about.
Eric felt bad about raping Cassie, so he sent her a rape cake.
rape cake by JustMe1 December 25, 2006

Noob oreo cakester 

Pretty much the ultimate noob. Someone that does really noobish type things is a noob oreo cakester. And no one wants to be a noob oreo cakester because Oreo Cakesters are icky.