California Crosseye

One who smears jiffy on their gooch, preferably creamy, and lets their partner and one other animal (doesn't matter what) lick it while they stare at them both with a blank crosseyed stare.

I was backpacking through California and my wife and I met a friendly wild boar. I took the peanut butter off the sandwiches and as a reward gave myself a California Crosseye instead

by dontsmellmyfinger January 1, 2019

california cocktail

It's a mixed drink containing bleach and roofies, developed for whiny and annoying Californians.

I went the the bar last night and some fatty wouldn't leave me alone so I bought her a California cocktail.

by Insaneiare February 25, 2017

california

God's echaskech

(earthquake land)

person 1: I'm going to California

person 2: do you mean god's echaskech?
person 1: I call it earthquake land
person 2: man you need to grow up

by wttcz October 28, 2020

california fruit rain

a dust of short and misty rain drops while in you're in the state of california

"what the hell is this, california fruit rain?"

by thisguy17 November 4, 2021

California Shake n' Bake

The experience of a fire and/or a heat wave at the same time as an earthquake.

Hey did you hear that we had another California Shake n' bake last night. Josh I'm from California that is just Tuesday.

by Killgeorge July 13, 2021

California Standoff

noun. When two people recognize each other from social media in real life but neither party will admit to recognizing the other.

Becky: I was in a California Standoff the other night at Nobu.
Allison: oh yeah, how’d you know?

Becky: cause I saw Abel watched my story yesterday and we made eye contact but we pretended like we don’t follow each other.

by The Plumber080 March 4, 2021

California Flapperjacking

When a man is about to cum during sex, he starts to violently masturbate, bending over and pointing his penis to cum in his own ass hole, the woman then licks it out.

I love California Flapperjacking

by Sussytoon July 1, 2025