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Asian meat commandeer

A asians term for homosexual, usually consists of the asian male commandering an other male's penis which satifies him.
Rob knewn a asian meat commandeer known as Josh. Josh commanded so much meat that he became famous for being a meat bandit.
by Fear_Hybrid January 28, 2007
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asian banana split

Its where you fuck a girl in the ass and cum in her ass then you take a peeled banana and stick it in her ass, then you squirt a whole bottle of hersheys syrup in her ass and have her shit it out onto a plate. then eat it :D
KID: AWWWW BUT DAD I DONT WANT THE ASIAN BANANA SPLIT
DAD: FUCK YOU KID YOURE A DICK
by dustyzebramuff October 14, 2011
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those whacky asians

Genre of movies (usually porn) created by asians. Movies that make no sense and are usually twisted, gross, or both. For some reason they usually include shit or other bodily excresions.
"Hey man check out this clip I found online. Shes shitting right on her head" said Fred. Richard shook his head and said "Man, those whacky asians"
by Bangoskank January 20, 2010
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Asian fiffy

When said persons has small hands and feet and is able to wear small shoes and children's gloves, then one has contracted Asian fiffy.
Me-"You wear size 5 shoes and you're 19?"
Infected-"Yeh i have the Asian fiffy :("
by METALLICAFX November 4, 2008
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Asian Fingers

Fingers that have been damned by the usage or hearing of a heavy Asian accent. It is most effective when typed accidently.
person 1: this guy on American Idol,
person 1: was sing bad romance.
person 2: HA.
person 1: DAMN THESE ASIAN FINGERS !!
by Hide yo kids, wife, ect. January 22, 2011
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Actual Asian Male

The sexiest asian male with the weirdest robot voice ever. He was last seen on Dr. Trans' video, and now haves his own called, "RIP Actual Asian Male". He's very funny.
Hi, i am an actual asian male..
by aaliyah_babe January 2, 2011
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NA - Negative Asian

The paradoxical word NA (pronounced: NAW) can be used as a term of irony or amusement. Asians may give you a good natured smile, but only suckers take it at face value. Always assume the potential for negativity beyond the seemingly friendly facial expressions they often wear.
NA - Negative Asian - as a verb:

Example #1: I am feeling NA (Negatively Asian) right now (because you harshed my buzz).

Example: #2: You make me NA (when you mildly disturbed me by an act that tries my patience).

NA - Negative Asian as a noun:

Example #1: NA's are pretty much going to run this operation, son. First step PF Changs, next step the world. Owned.

Example #2: I thought NA's were the white man's dream (i.e. in high demand). So, where are all of my suitors?
by Shimmington March 10, 2009
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