Anal Microphone

The act of shoving ones head up someone's ass and screaming as loud as possible

"Aye bruh what's that on your face?" "oh its a little bit of shit that gut stuck in my beard after I gave my girl the anal microphone"

by SomeCreepyWhiteGuy March 20, 2021

Anal gloppy

The act of picking someone up and sitting in their ass

I would love to go anal gloppy that bitch

by Red1981 March 20, 2021

Anal swag

The swagger you get when you shove 10 hives of bees up your ass and clench for dear life

Wow, that street preacher sure has anal swag

Dang it, Bobby, if I catch you with that anal swag one more time I’m kicking your ass. Last thing I need is people thinking I raised a masochistic ass clown

by Raul Pudd October 5, 2023

anal jugs

butt cheeks.

Another word for buttfuck horrible.

The quality in this video is seriously anal jugs

by djdkbdidhs July 13, 2023

anal funnel

The act of drinking alcohol (specifically beer) from the anal cavity of the opposite gender, as they shit in your mouth

Hey man, those anal funnels I did with Rebecca at Kyles party were epic!

by Oscarthebagel December 1, 2021

Anal Sexer

Anal sexer is onesome that sends pics of anal sex.

Example of anal sexer is when your just minding your business. When you see Connor McNamara anal sexing (future tense).

by Conor_McNamara_2007 February 16, 2022

Anal Whiplash

Whiplash that occurs within the anal cavity. This produces unchartable amounts of pain. Anal Whiplash only takes place after excessive amounts of massive rectum pounding

Jon got anal whiplash so bad yesterday that he went to the hospital for a anus transplant.

by Kevin who is going to stab Jon March 24, 2005