april 30

on this day the dumbest fucks are born

a: yo i heard Travis Scott was born on april 30
b:well that means hes a dumb fuck
travis scott: it is i travis scott its lit im the highest in the room
a: bruh

by bonesreds November 3, 2019

APRIL 1ST!!!!

KATIES BDAY🥳🥳🥳 #mylifeisajoke
#hahahahaha #thatssofunny

Yo it’s April 1ST!!!!
Oh yeah it’s KATIES BDAY

by Idklul October 28, 2019

april 20

april 20 is national say FUCK YOU BITCH day.

p1: hey! FUCK YOU BITCH.
p2: why did you say that.
p1: its april 20 national say FUCK YOU BITCH day.

by WeIrDcOrE April 17, 2021

April,13

It’s a day

It’s April,13

by Timmmmmmyyoi April 13, 2019

April 29

The day all freshman have to go to school with no bra on

April 29 gay

1

by DBD003 April 28, 2019

April O'Neil

The select type of Sex Worker who would cater to Congressman Madison Cawthorn's aforementioned "sexual get-togethers" with Republican Congress-people such as Kentucky Senator, Russian puppet, and alleged human-reptile hybrid Mitch McConnell.

In other words, a women willing to get her rocks off bumping nasties with Turtles.

Congressman 1: "Hey, I just invited Madison Cawthorn over for a sexual gathering"
Congressman 2: "Dope, he's fit as!"
Congressman 1: "Bad news is, McConnell's already heard, and wants to wet his beak."
Congressman 2: "FUCK! Where are we supposed to find an April O'Neil with this short of notice?"

by gargaM0NK April 2, 2022

April 3

April 3 is wedgie an asshole day

Hey Aiden it’s April 3 and you’re an asshole *wedgie*
Fuck you!!
No fuck you
No you can’t fuck me because it’s not national fuck Aiden day
Oh you right

by Oopsguessimmabitch March 30, 2021