milk the mule

Fart around, jerk off, waste time doing nothing interesting and/or instructive.

I was fired so today I`m just gonna milk the mule on google.com.

by Reek-the-Prick August 30, 2019

Carnation milk

Carnation milk, best in the land: no more tits to pull, no more hay to pitch, just pop the top on the son of a bitch

"Hey Jerry, I got carnation milk today, bc I need some powdered shit for the anthill!!"

"Cool, Miley let's kill the bastards!"

by F550 Powerstroke May 27, 2014

Milk Salad

A man who chums on his/hers partners face who is a vegetarian.

The man made a milk salad all over his girlfriend.

by XXDirtyDrewXX July 15, 2014

Kai milk

When a guy perves a bunch of girls on tiktok and Instagram and he cums to them and he wipes his dick on his bed sheetd

Fuck I just kai milked everywhere

by Jdjehduehd September 14, 2019

Milk and cookies

When a woman (or man) places a cookie between their butt cheeks and pours milk down their back while the other person eats the cookie.

I'm going to give you some milk and cookies you'll never forget.

by Just_nasty July 30, 2011

birds milk

When you milk a bird and you need to use tweezers to extract the sweet goodness because birds nipples are quite small (and tasty!)
CAUTION: BIRD DRIES OUT AFTER A GLASS (approx. 8 0z.)

Wow, I just milked my bird. And now I have good nutricious birds milk! time to make some bird cheese! thanks paulie!!

by Ayrad Lehcar August 27, 2007

Drinking Milk

When a group of male caucasians decide to meet and hang out.

Oh I'm just drinking milk.

Hey, why are you always drinking milk.

by Ron Tanaka January 25, 2011