lurkle man

A person who lurks in dark places watching, just watching.

Fain: I can see you but you dont no im here watching, im the lurkle man.

by billybeanface November 4, 2009

Corona Man

A man who holds Carona in his fat ass.

"Dude, what's wrong with you?!"
"I AM CORONA MAN, MOTHAFUCKER"
"ahHAHHAHHA SHITTT"

by That'sYourMOm March 5, 2020

Slash Man

a discord mod

Ryx: hey slash man-
slash: i have mod, dont try me

by MeAndTheBoysDrinkingBEANS June 1, 2021

Elevator Man

(elevator man) A gent or a guy who decides to showcase romance in an elevator. It's mostly that scene in a movie where the main couple are in an elevator together and bro decides to set a s3ggsy mood... probably ending up in what was started not being finished in the same day.

Girl: *pouting* Are you telling me you're interested in her

Guy: *smirks and steps closer to her* Do you want me to show you how wrong your assumption is?

Girl: *breath hicks* Let's not get carr-

Guy: *kisses the bottom of her ear* Do you want me to show you?

Girl: *blushes rapidly*

(The elevator doors open and he distances himself before laughing)

Guy: *grins* Come on now, we don't want to be late *walks away*

Girl:*shook* What ...what just happened

Me: *pats her back*That my friend, is an elevator man

by realhousepotatoofjoburg April 2, 2022

come nah man

“Come nah man” is a phrase used when someone is doing something that is fully insensible to someone else.

You wanna go smoke in school?
“Come nah man” what kinda stupidness is that?

by Madam Lee October 21, 2023

Old man jankins

Old man Jankins is 93 and will forever be 93, he goes to bus stops to watch children, and has a girlfriend who is 18. Old man jankins Is the ultimate pimp

Old man jankins is packing

by BetterThanBacon June 18, 2020

old man legs

A condition in which a cyclist has been riding for so many years that he is just fast... and always will be fast. Said cyclist can fail to ride for months at a time and still beat most others while not even trying.

-Dude that old fat guy just dropped me like a bad habit!

-Yeah Ted's got old man legs, he was a hardcore racer back in the 90's

by butzlightbeer October 6, 2016