Balwyn High School sucks
by Gayvid123 September 4, 2023
Get the Balwyn High Schoolmug. A place made by the government to test us and pretty much bore us to death. You spend 7 years in elementary (primary) school, around 5-8 years in high school and around 4 years in university.
As a "retired" student, i have seen the tortures that will come upon us pupils. Thousands of egos ( jock, whore, emo/goth, nerd, popular guy, bullies, geek, ugly, wierd,"normal" ect.), ass-hat teachers (and at least one has a stupid name such as Mrs Dick, Mr Cumworthy ect.) and nearly always terrible scool dinners that kind of seem like coloured shit and more. And also, tests and more unneccesary shit, we are always familiar with boring and pointless homework. If you dont do your homework in highschool, you get detention and if you fail your tests (that aren't practises) you will get bad marks which mean no good job in the future.
the only good times of school are recess (or breaktime or playtime ect.) and hometime. But you can't have a detention if you want to actually enjoy it, and detentions are everywhere so, good luck!
As a "retired" student, i have seen the tortures that will come upon us pupils. Thousands of egos ( jock, whore, emo/goth, nerd, popular guy, bullies, geek, ugly, wierd,"normal" ect.), ass-hat teachers (and at least one has a stupid name such as Mrs Dick, Mr Cumworthy ect.) and nearly always terrible scool dinners that kind of seem like coloured shit and more. And also, tests and more unneccesary shit, we are always familiar with boring and pointless homework. If you dont do your homework in highschool, you get detention and if you fail your tests (that aren't practises) you will get bad marks which mean no good job in the future.
the only good times of school are recess (or breaktime or playtime ect.) and hometime. But you can't have a detention if you want to actually enjoy it, and detentions are everywhere so, good luck!
example 1
teacher: JOHN WHERE THE HELL IS YOUR HOMEWORK
John: the dog ate it
teacher: IM NOT FALLING FROM THAT TRICK, DETENTION FOR 5 HOURS
John; but it di...
teacher: DETENTION FOR 7 HOURS NOW FOR TALKING BACK
example 2
John: FINALLY, AWAY FROM SCHOOL! :D
Jocky McJockface: hey puny nerd
Whorus maximus: I bet your dick is too small for my taste
Bully McDick : gimme your lunch money faggot
Sad Cyber-Bully: I WIL REK U ON FORTNIT AND UR DIX LOLOL XDDDDD
John;(texts) i dont play that virgin game
Popular Guy: mY d4d iZ A biL7i0nar3 u po0R fGt
John: i wish i was dead
example 3
John is waiting for lunch
School dinner lady: here yow lunch, horse an' kidne' pie
John: But i didn't pa...
School dinner lady: SHUT THE FUCK UP AND EAT THE SHI.. horse an' kidne' pie
example 4
John is looking at teachers names
John; here goes the list
Mrs Fuckhead
Mr Bitchface
Ms Killme
what the..
principal Suckmytityandcock
john died from laughter
teacher: JOHN WHERE THE HELL IS YOUR HOMEWORK
John: the dog ate it
teacher: IM NOT FALLING FROM THAT TRICK, DETENTION FOR 5 HOURS
John; but it di...
teacher: DETENTION FOR 7 HOURS NOW FOR TALKING BACK
example 2
John: FINALLY, AWAY FROM SCHOOL! :D
Jocky McJockface: hey puny nerd
Whorus maximus: I bet your dick is too small for my taste
Bully McDick : gimme your lunch money faggot
Sad Cyber-Bully: I WIL REK U ON FORTNIT AND UR DIX LOLOL XDDDDD
John;(texts) i dont play that virgin game
Popular Guy: mY d4d iZ A biL7i0nar3 u po0R fGt
John: i wish i was dead
example 3
John is waiting for lunch
School dinner lady: here yow lunch, horse an' kidne' pie
John: But i didn't pa...
School dinner lady: SHUT THE FUCK UP AND EAT THE SHI.. horse an' kidne' pie
example 4
John is looking at teachers names
John; here goes the list
Mrs Fuckhead
Mr Bitchface
Ms Killme
what the..
principal Suckmytityandcock
john died from laughter
by DavInDaCorner May 18, 2018
Get the Schoolmug. Saint Francis High School is the place to go for juul parties in the bathroom. If your student doesn’t get an A or is the best at a sport they will be rejected and have no friends, this is the place to send the “good” catholic boys and girls. Don’t forget to prayer every single day or you will be forced to sit and pray all day. If you’re looking for a school that can teach about hell just by experiencing it, this is the place for you. Everyone is all amen and shit and if you aren’t then you are humiliated. If you are a student here you should probably leave as soon as you read this because I know you wanna take of those dumb uniforms.
Guy #1: So you go to Saint Francis High School?
Guy #2: Yeah, I’m Catholic
Guy #1: hehe amen and shit
Guy #2: you’re going to hell
Guy #1: actually I’m gonna stay at my school thanks
Guy #2: Yeah, I’m Catholic
Guy #1: hehe amen and shit
Guy #2: you’re going to hell
Guy #1: actually I’m gonna stay at my school thanks
by YahBoiMrMiggins December 3, 2019
Get the Saint Francis High Schoolmug. by Orange without the y October 6, 2022
Get the Schoolmug. A school next to The tiffin girls school (Tiffin Girls) which is for average people going to secondary. Often they make fun of the tiffin girls school due to jealousy. They can be polite but many aren't
by MHA_the_anime November 21, 2023
Get the TKA schoolmug. Otherwise known as BRRSD, this shit school district is broke and does not give half of a fuck about any singular student. They half ass everything and, I cannot stress this enough, lowkey want the students to fucking die. In addition, there’s a “drill” approximately every other day, so get fucking walking. Not to mention the fact that the seventh graders fucked up the middle school in 2023-2024 school year. I personally believe in 7F and 8F justice. Moving on, elementary schools were honestly pretty fire (mostly Hamilton though) and the intermediate schools were heavily mediocre, but that shits heaven compared to the middle and high school, but that’s a whole new topic. This district does nothing for its students and there’s a few dick teachers. The assistant principals and principal are also the most nit-picky motherfuckers out there. Finally, lunch sucks ass, they don’t let you have time to move from class to class, and the students are fucking assholes who need their necks to get a good snap.
BRHS student: How was your day today? Mine absolutely fucking sucked.
Milltown student: It was awesome man, can’t wait for high school.
BRHS student: You have five minutes before I get a knife. Never speak well of the Bridgewater-Raritan Regional School District.
Milltown student: It was awesome man, can’t wait for high school.
BRHS student: You have five minutes before I get a knife. Never speak well of the Bridgewater-Raritan Regional School District.
by peppapigissexy October 11, 2023
Get the Bridgewater-Raritan Regional School Districtmug. A hellhole. Because I am forced to go to school every single day by my parents and I can't even put my head down without her saying Taniece sit up AND if she just assumes that you r sleeping she will just take a point and make you stand up she puts you on a home work program if you don't turn in homework on that EXACT day she makes us do addition and subtraction worksheets all day LIKE WE R IN FUCKING 3RD GRADE!!!!! And the lunch they give us is not even a meal one time they gave us some chips and dips for lunch and I already have problems at home so I really don't need it a school and we can't have a single fun thing to do at school because they think we don't know how to do the math
A hellhole. School is a hellhole being an vacuum sucking people up into the hellhole so don't keep the devil's waiting
by SaturnV1ibez March 30, 2022
Get the Schoolmug.