I will hit you with a metal pole

I will smack you with a metal pole is a word that tells an annoying goofy ahh goober to shut the hell up and leave the premises.
even though it’s an empty threat, the roasting capabilities of this godly sentence can obliterate the victims social life, including when he is given a restraining order in 20 years.

The definition of “I will hit you with a metal pole” is rather simple, as it is a mentally deadly roast that can obliterate the “goofy goobers” feelings.
Here is an example of a conversation using the word, with a character called “Normal Person” who doesn’t use Eloel as lol:

Normal Person: *walks calmly*
annoying goober: HEY ANIME IS BETTER!
Normal Person: shut the hell up
annoying goober: NOT UNTIL YOU PROVE ANIME ISN’T BETTER!
Normal Person: I will smack you with a metal pole
annoying goober *dies of destruction of social life.

by a meme definition October 9, 2023

I- Wha?

Used in response to someone saying something idiotic or completely incomprehensible.

P1: Hamburgers are good for the trees :)
P2: I- Wha?

P1: Did I stutter?

by Arbitrary Arbiter October 9, 2022

I Everything Run Speed I

I Everything Run Speed I

I Everything Run Speed I

by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim March 25, 2025

I, Angel Hellstrom Jose Robles Believes That Sexual Intercourse Is A Prank

I, Angel Hellstrom Jose Robles Believes That Sexual Intercourse Is A Prank

I, Angel Hellstrom Jose Robles Believes That Sexual Intercourse Is A Prank

by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim April 26, 2025

I love your confidence

I gyal/ man who rell ugly but does rell post up themselves.

Responding to Meesh Story : I love your confidence.

by MHhater February 11, 2024

I don’t man

1. A phrase you say when you’re in a group of other guys and you’re not into the same masculine things as they are

“Hey, Mason, will you play football with us?”

“Nah, I don’t man.”

by Alec867 May 28, 2018

haha i shot your wife

shooting someone’s wife mean free dinner I recommend getting the Gen z’s first then the Karen’s. Anyways if you are gonna eat wife then go to the really empty Chinese restaurant!

person 1: Haha I shot your wife!
Person2: well. Thank you for my dinner!
Person1:your welcome.

by sxravhi June 12, 2022