i miss my wife, tails

something that someone says .3 seconds after their significant other or best friend leaves the room

person 1: *leaves*
five seconds pass
person 2: i miss my wife, tails. i miss her a lot

by shampoo_bitch November 1, 2023

I don’t remember our rent being due

This sentence is an idiomatic expression referring to someone who is expressing an extreme need for money as soon as possible as if their rent was due, this can materialize in working extra hard for your money and or doing extreme begging.

This sentence can also be used as a question, "Is your rent due?" meaning "Do you need money?",

as a statement, "Bro's rent is due" or "Rent was/is due" meaning "That man really needs money" or "I really need money"

and as a adverb, "Bro is acting like his rent is due" meaning "He's working very hard to earn that money, almost like his rent is due."

Guy 1: *Doing extreme stunts while panhandling"
Guy 2 (roommate): "What the hell is this guy doing? I don’t remember our rent being due."

Guy 1: "PLEASE GIVE ME MONEY"
Guy 2: "Is your rent due?"

Guy 1: "I'll do anything for 10 dollars!"
Guy 2: "Bro's rent is due"

Guy 1: *Starts breakdancing widely on cardboard behind a tip jar*
Guy 2 "Bro is acting like his rent is due"

by coeryxtynt September 6, 2024

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by TheGeneralGenitalsPranksterian May 7, 2025

can I make a word in the urban dictionary

yes you can

can I make a word in the urban dictionary yes you can

by Julian D is best ™ January 27, 2023

I

No server of me

For you…
At least not this time…
Yep…
I am whining…
You already heard it once today…
Another idea…
We know i stew…
I just want to see those eyes of blue….
And whisper “I love you”
Even if silently

I have to do…

From across the way…
Above so high…
I pray to catch your eye…
And tell you I love you everyday!!!!

How I do love you so…

by Just a girl with ❤️ for 1 December 19, 2024

I

True love isn’t that you are inseparable. It means being separated and nothing changes.

Author: unknown

Only once in your life, I truly believe, you find someone who can completely turn your world around.

Author: unknown

Having difficulty finding my words. Thought I would read some poetry instead…

The separation brings tears.

Nothing does change… no matter the time that goes by. I wouldn’t mind testing out the inseparable though:)

YOU are my once in the lifetime!!! YOU have turned my world and me around, figuratively and literally… I am getting pretty good turning in streets without falling over ❤️❤️

by U loving me; only in my dreams November 19, 2023

I Wisped Throughout Time So Get Out Of My Life, You Spaced Out Dick Sucker

I Wisped Throughout Time So Get Out Of My Life, You Spaced Out Dick Sucker

I Wisped Throughout Time So Get Out Of My Life, You Spaced Out Dick Sucker

by HernandezToRodriguezScapeGoat April 6, 2025