stick a dick in my ear

When someone says something stupid and you’d rather have a dick in your ear than hear the stupid shit they have to say.

Eren: “Man I hate life…shits so stupid.”
Terence: “Aye bro shut the fuck up and stick a duck in my ear”
Eren: “What?”
Terence: “ You're saying some dumb shit I’d rather have you stick a dick in my ear rather than hear your bullshit.”

by Uncooked Spam October 29, 2021

Bubble Gum Dick "BGD"

Dick that won't get hard no matter what you do.

"Girl I wouldn't be fucking him, he got Bubble Gum Dick "BGD" - Pegan

by 806Pegan February 18, 2022

Sword and a dick in my hand

Meaning to be involved in and support something and be left waiting, with nothing to do and no support.

I stood up to Ivy’s boss, she took his side! I was left with a sword and a dick in my hand!

by MAA9000 February 28, 2022

SSD (Straight Shooting Dick)

A penis with laser guided precision that locks straight to its target. It's been known to be somewhat predatory in some environments. It has been considered to be somewhat dangerous in ex Soviet states.

Be careful tonight, my radar says there are plenty of SSD (Straight Shooting Dick) out in the town looking for predatory targets to lock on to.

by GimpyLeg August 11, 2021

Mr. Dick n’ Balls

Mr. Dick n’ Balls is no ordinary man. His family tree is all Dick n’ Balls. He’s a celebrity that’s participated in many movies and is all across the news. He is the man all the women want (probably you too). So remember, if you ever hear Dick n’ Balls you should always be reminded of the legend

Person 1: “Hey, did you hear about Mr Dick n’ Balls?”
Person 2: “Uh, señor, yo no English.”

Person 1: “Yeah I know, Mr. Dick n’ Balls is an awesome movie celebrity.”

by I would smash Ryan Reynolds June 9, 2023

Suck my dick day

Suck my dick day. July 2nd is suck my dick day and there is not much to it just suck my dick and you better like it.

Suck my dick day is a day when everyone has to suck my dick wether the like it and or want to

by Happba daba doo July 2, 2021

Beat your dick off

When you punch someone so many times around the genital area that their dick just falls off.

Neil: Hey, you want me to beat your dick off?
Domingo: Looks surprised You want to beat my dick off?
Neil: I'll beat your dick off with both hands, let's go!

by Zanbato October 12, 2016