Call out sick

A good way to get yourself fired. Well, that is if you do it only to have fun somewhere, such as the beach.

Cesar: Hey, did you hear that Carl did something that was not only really dumb but also completely selfish?
Becky: I did not, what did he exactly do?
Cesar: Well, he decided to call out sick, but only to go have fun somewhere.
Becky: That is so selfish of him, was he allowed to keep his job?
Cesar: No, he got fired.
Becky: Good, idiots like that deserve to get the boot.

by PhoenixGamer34 June 11, 2021

Five mile fake out

when your checking out someone from a distance and when you get closer it turn out it was nothing like what you thought she/him would look like.

dang that girl in the blue dress looks good *walks closer to girl* uuhhhmmm never mind its a five mile fake out, she looks 40.

by Santa’s brother June 27, 2018

skeeze out

The act of staying in for the day, getting into the most comfortable clothes, having some good food around, idiot television and a whole shitload of weed.

Q: What are you doing on Sunday?

A: Not much, partied way too hard last night, we're just going to skeeze out.

by cancukyiv September 19, 2009

blown out

a young woman with a lose vagina

yo that chick alex is blown out!

by Dtre222 December 18, 2022

color me out

To get the check . Similar to coloring in your chips at a casino

I’ll have one more beer then color me out ..

by Jailer1990 September 17, 2021

Out of pocket

Working remotely off of your phone, especially when no laptop is available.

Tyler: "I will be on the train so I will be be out of pocket on Friday."
Greg: "Do you mean unhinged, or unavailable?"
Tyler: "I mean working off of the phone from my pocket."

by pseudonym-001 January 3, 2024

Farting out

A verb meaning to spew out false information confidently like it's no body's business

Stop farting out about how dinosaurs still exist

by TheKillerStorm February 15, 2024