Man to Gland Combat

When you're trying to discreetly trying to masterbate in the bathroom and someone knocks on the door.

"Tom hurry up! I need to use the bathroom"

"Hold on Zack, I'm just engaging in some man to gland combat,

by Figgy Pop July 1, 2019

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Oscar the man

Safe opp boy feds at yard so allowing the beef safe g

Safe Oscar the man

by Kenzie the opp October 12, 2018

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Man Period

The term used to describe a dude who’s being moody and intolerant and complaining.

‘Kelsey, you dumbass! You kicked me!’ Mark yelled.

‘It was an accident!’ Kelsey replies.
Mark rolled his eyes.
‘Someone’s on their man period,’ Kelsey whispered to herself.

by RatAthlete June 6, 2021

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Reverse ladies man

Just your average Joe... the only thing is they can't get a date with there crush.

Me: "Look there is Sam with that girl he likes"
Other friend: "who cares he is a reverse ladies man"

by Lick a dic March 15, 2021

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Spider-Man Arms

Arms, particularly on a woman, that are muscular enough to resemble those of the webslinging crimefighter.

Madonna's been working out too much, she's so muscular with her Spider-Man arms, it looks gross.

by stewbeef August 10, 2012

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The art and science of fixing things through brute force, random prodding, or just dumb luck. Also applies to freeing stuck objects, moving heavy things, or anything else that requires more physical prowess than mental.

Me: *fixes rattling bathroom fan via unscrewing the cover, poking a few things with a finger, then screwing the cover back on*
Wife: How did you do that??
Me: Man magic.

by kwaping May 22, 2016

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