dirty oven mitt

When you shove an oven mitt up your partners asshole. Then you use it as war paint all over there face.

I got an Dirty oven mitt during a Hot night with my S/O.

by CR&J January 13, 2018

Dirty Oompa Loompa

The act of packing your partner’s anus with saffron and proceeding to fuck them until your dick turns orange.

We originally just wanted to grab a little olive oil to use as lube, but once we saw the saffron in the pantry, we knew we had to try for the dirty oompa loompa.

by The Big Purple Helmet March 19, 2023

dirty lemonade stand

It's like a creampie but with pee instead of cum.

Guy 1: bro Ms. R let me do the dirty lemonade stand on her last night.

Guy 2: Nice man im gonna try that on Rosalina tonight.

by The guy who fuq MrMike momma April 22, 2017

Dirty Ostrich Attack

When a person shits and pisses in a plastic bag and proceeds to smash it open across somebody else's face resembling an ostrich that had its head in the ground.

"I like to slap people across the face with bags full of piss and shit when they are being assholes giving them a dirty ostrich attack".

by Exodus Thrasher January 12, 2020

Dirty Derek 2K18

A threesome with 2 men & 1 woman where one of the men is dressed as a fireman, & the other is dressed as a dentist.

Derek searches xhamster for a dirty Derek 2K18 because he loves firemen & dentists.

by L. Jefe June 11, 2018

dirty cheese wanker

dirty cheese wanker

dirty cheese wanker

by Literally Nyan Cat November 8, 2023

dirty big time

When you fucking someone when there drunken asleep and your waiting for that 30 seconds when then become conscious and you hope this doesn't end up in court.

I did a dirty big time last night

by Big-time March 5, 2021