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Zombied

When a guy doesn't necessarily ghost you. It's in the middle of still a bit of talking, but you're not in a talking stage anymore. In good terms, but not friends.
"This guy just zombied me." "No, I'm not talking to him anymore, he zombied me."
by DancingDaffodilf May 2, 2024
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acid zombie

A derogatory term used to describe a person with GERD (aka Gastroesophageal Reflux Disease).
If this acid zombie spits acid on my brand new shirt, then he should be given a very heavy form of punitive suffering! Someone call a doctor who can do something for his stomach for once, will ya?!
by GodYesWorldlyDesiresNo May 31, 2020
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Zombie

A person who has been killed, then reanimated. They are dead. Very, very dead. If you come into contact with a zombie you need to do one of two things, or both: 1. Run, 2. Kill it. Either way, you shouldn’t have them near you.

I would recommend making a plan for the ZA, just in case.
Me: Hey is that a zombie?
Person: Yeah
Me: We should go kill it

Brent and David got chased down the road by a couple of zombies.
by tealZ April 19, 2019
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Bin Zombies

A sub-species of student that empties their recycling bin at night in a group of 4 or more, wearing pyjamas and groaning like normal zombies.
Friend: "What's that noise?"
Me: "Oh, its just the bin zombies"
by Fidget84 November 16, 2010
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zombie philanthropy

A will written in such a way that the dead person donates a substantial amount of money to a charitable trust in a way that shapes the world according the dead persons conditions.
The billionaires have invented zombie philanthropy to assure that their bad ideas in life continue to be funded long after they are gone.
by mlhiss June 26, 2020
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Zombie

A dude (or dudette) that rises from the dead (after a long no-communication period) and tries to start a conversation with fewer brains and tact than an actual zombie. They are in a subcategory of fuckboy.
Friend 1: "Brian from Tinder hasn't messaged me a week, but today he said 'hey'. Do you think that he's interested?"
Friend 2: "No! He's just being a zombie."

Friend A: "So...my ex never responded to the text I sent a year ago, but today he randomly asked how I was doing. What the fuck?"
Friend B: "What a Zombie! He's probably just bored and horny. Don't respond!"
by ThisB May 30, 2018
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Zombie

A coffee addict that can’t function without caffeine and looks like a zombie without it.
You know what just spend all your money on coffee you zombie.
by anonymous September 3, 2023
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