Touch and go

Ejaculate and evacuate, quite literally touching and going.

I’m sore back there, Fred was running touch and goes on me all night.

by HankyWanky2007 June 6, 2024

touch grass

A Unix Command that creates a file with the name "grass" in the current working directory

john@mycomp:~$ cd discordmod
john@mycomp:~/discordmod$ touch grass
john@mycomp:~/discordmod$ ls
grass

by Maui865 October 16, 2022

Touched

(Adjective)
A person who is special needs or has a hard time comprehending information.

These students may be touched, but with patience, understanding, and the right teaching materials, they all will succeed in school.

by ISaidWutISaid December 14, 2023

Touch my woomy

Stems from suck my woomy. Tmw when abbreviated.

Only the best of ships use this against each other.

“Suck my woomy, do it.”
“Touch my woomy, do it.”
“Lick my woomy, do it.”

by AshlieKetchum June 10, 2018

The Hamburglar Touch

After giving a facial, the man goes to “grab a towel”. The man proceeds to ransack the kitchen of booze and deli meats, then make for the nearest exit.

There’s a bunch of wine in the fridge, I hit this divorcee with the hamburglar touch the other night.

by Filthyrandall November 2, 2025

crotch-touch

The act of touching ones own, a friend's, a partner's or even a complete stranger's crotch and or surrounding region.

Kristina: "Hey! Can we please have crotch-touch together tonight ?"
Santa: "Ohh Kristina, you've been a naughty girl this year! Of course crotch-touch can happen."
crotch fondle feel weiner pussy balls moist pleasure

by JordanIsTheShyt94 March 31, 2016

I’m going to touch you

I’m going to touch you

I’m going to touch you

by I__like__toAST June 9, 2025